Memphis is in Florida?

[hadassahchana[$]]

Dog shoots owner in back

Police say King George, a 150-pound Great Dane, accidentally knocked a .22-caliber pistol off his owner's end table around 2:30 a.m. Wednesday. The gun went off, hitting his 21-year-old owner in the back, MyFOXMemphis.com reports.

Keeping a loaded gun on yhour table without the safety on is just, well, positively Floridian. Luckily it was a dog, and no charges will be laid. If the cat had done it, a) we'd know it was no accident and b) he'd probably be a goner, since I'm sure that cats can shoot straight, too.

[pippadaisy[$]]

hee. I saw this and was going to post it. W.T.F.

Anyone who wonders about my stance on gun control needs only look at the Florida thread... if there was an intelligence test required for a gun permit? I'd be a much calmer individual.

[hadassahchana[$]]

If there was, the dog would have gotten a permit to carry concealed, I am thinking.

[pippadaisy[$]]

Better the dog than the owner, I'm thinking.