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07-20-2001, 05:21 PM
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| | Should a man be allowed to marry a dog? | |
Scroll down, and try not to laugh too much. http://www.msnbc.com/comics/nw.asp
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07-20-2001, 05:28 PM
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No.
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07-20-2001, 05:36 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Oh man. That was nice. I also liked the story about the Pollocks (it's directly underneath the story of the bestialist of the day).
What is it with these weird brother-sister pairs? Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!! I could not FATHOM approaching my brother for -- ahem -- his seed. I'd sooner gouge my eyes out with KFC sporks. *shudder* |
07-20-2001, 05:36 PM
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That one?
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07-20-2001, 05:38 PM
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What Erik said. 
Cindy |
07-20-2001, 06:35 PM
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No.
Hmm... Well, yeah someone said that but :P
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07-20-2001, 10:10 PM
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Ew, that's... icky. 
Wow, when at a loss for words, talk like a ten year old girl.
But the Pollock story never mentions that the brother and sister were... romantically involved. Well, I hope not.
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07-21-2001, 10:26 AM
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He should be allowed to marry a toy dog, like "Tekno" or "Poochee" or whatever they call those things. But not a real dog.
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07-21-2001, 01:14 PM
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I'm not a racist or anything. In fact, I own a rather attractive female dog. But we're just friends.
I'm against man/dog marriages. You see them every day, and they never seem to work out. After a while they wind up living together in misery just for the sake of the puppies.
I think this guy should forget this foolishness, get some help, and buy himself some nice patio furniture.
Rich |
07-21-2001, 01:52 PM
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I don't care how ugly a girl is... there's no reason to call her a dog!
Oh... read the article.
Never mind.
The answer is 'No'. Obviously. |
07-21-2001, 06:32 PM
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As I have said to many a man, "The bitch better do laundry and cook." I guess this guy took the word bitch too literally. |
07-21-2001, 10:48 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by file13
As I have said to many a man, "The bitch better do laundry and cook." I guess this guy took the word bitch too literally. | Smack!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I feel much better now.
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07-21-2001, 11:29 PM
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Top ten reasons a guy should be able to marry a dog?
(1) They are very loyal.
(2) They will run to the curb and get your newspaper, then lay it at your feet.
(3) They will lay at your feet and keep them warm.
(4) They'll swim through icy waters and fetch your ducks.
(5) They love you even when you don't mow.
(6) They are always happy to see you even when you come home at 5:00 AM drunk.
(7) They bark at the milkman instead of inviting him in.
(8) They'll run for miles to bring you your cows, sheep or hogs.
(9) They'll also run a mile to retieve the quail you shoot. And
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(10) They only want sex 14 days a year.  |
07-22-2001, 12:17 AM
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Quote: .
(10) They only want sex 14 days a year. | Uh, you said that like it's a good thing...  ...and now I'm really worried about you...
Cindy |
07-22-2001, 12:35 AM
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Slick,
You're absolutely right.
I think that most men marry women only because dogs and sheep can't cook.
Rich |
07-22-2001, 10:56 AM
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Rich, you are bad. I truly believe that your penance should be drawing up a list of the top 10 reasons why men should marry patio furniture instead of women.
Amy
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07-22-2001, 03:07 PM
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Amy,
Here goes. Hope you womenfolk can stand the ugly truth.
10. Patio furniture never has a headache.
9. Patio furniture is never too tired.
8. You never have to buy patio furniture dinner.
7. Patio furniture doesn't have weird relatives.
6. After you use patio furniture, you never have to tell it how good it was.
5. Patio furniture never tells me how bad I was.
4. Patio furniture is not averse to a little experimentation.
3. Patio furniture stays outside all night and lets me get some sleep.
2. Patio furniture is not desperately seeking a commitment.
1. Patio furniture never laughs (although it sometimes groans).
Rich
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