JOKE: Mama Bear can't bear it | |
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge?", he roars.
Mama Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this?
"It was 'Mama Bear' who got up first.
"It was 'Mama Bear' who woke up everybody else in the house.
"It was 'Mama Bear' who made the coffee.
"It was 'Mama Bear' who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away.
"It was 'Mama Bear' who went out into the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper.
"It was 'Mama Bear' who set the table.
"It was 'Mama Bear' who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box
and filled the cat's water & food dish.
"And, now that you've decided to drag your butts downstairs and grace 'Mama Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, ...listen good, 'cause I'm only going to say this one more time......
"I haven't made the damn porridge yet!!" | 
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