Pregnancy Q & A

[Mrsfitts]

(this Empty-Nester is DUCKING!)

Most Common Questions asked about Pregnancy:

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.


Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.


Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.


Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.


Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.


Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
irrational.
A: So what's your question?


Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but
pressure.
Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in
labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.


Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.


Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.


Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

[jnbmoore]

I'll admit that I had to run in her when I saw mrsfitts and pregnancy in the same thread

I was thinking it was an announcement of some sort. After all you've been home much more lately..............

Bridgette

[Mrsfitts]

Due to FMS, my husband never has to leave the house, town, state, country once a month anymore.

I was legendary when I was still able to get pregnant... the guys I work with would duck behind cubicles and throw chocolate over the walls, and when I went after the chocolate, they'd head for the bar!!!

I'm fond of saying:
I may not have the crib anymore, but I've still got the Playpen!