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11-22-2001, 07:52 PM
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This one is a little different from the other games.
Tracy and I have decided to buy each other the same Christmas present this year. These are the only hints I'll give:
1) She and I will share it.
2) It's not what a mate would normally give.
3) Not every couple has one.
4) It doesn't eat.
I will; however, tell you if you're on the right track. (Disclaimer: You don't get squat if you're right. This present is too damned expensive for me to be shelling out any bucks.)  |
11-22-2001, 08:31 PM
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You're going to build that new house?
Amy
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11-22-2001, 08:45 PM
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You're going to build that new house? Excellent guess, Amy. The answer to that would be; eventually, but it ain't the present.  |
11-22-2001, 08:53 PM
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Does it work better when you plug it into an electrical outlet? |
11-22-2001, 08:56 PM
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Does it have anything to do with pigs?
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11-22-2001, 09:04 PM
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Does it work better when you plug it into an electrical outlet? Nope. Does it have anything to do with pigs? Why would you ever think sumpin' like that, Sara? Yep. |
11-22-2001, 09:12 PM
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Lucky guess.
Are you building that barn or whatever it is you keep those piggies in?
Sara
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11-22-2001, 10:09 PM
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OK. It doesn't have to be plugged in. Must use batteries then.
It has something to do with pigs. hmmmm
Slick has been impregnating his pigs lately. thinking....
I GOT IT!!
a pig vibrator?
Amy
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11-22-2001, 10:47 PM
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What does one do with a vibrating pig? 
Katherine  - who has had no glasses of wine on this November 22nd. |
11-22-2001, 10:49 PM
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Are you building that barn or whatever it is you keep those piggies in? I wished, but nope.
a pig vibrator? Damn! Wished I'd thought of it first, but nope. |
11-22-2001, 10:53 PM
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Does it use batteries?
Is it bigger than a pigpen?
Is it bigger than a pig? |
11-22-2001, 11:19 PM
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Tracy is going to share it with you. hmmmmm
It's not a new pig.
It's not a pig barn.
a new truck to carry the pigs around in?
Amy
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11-22-2001, 11:21 PM
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Does it use batteries? Nope. Is it bigger than a pigpen? Nope. Is it bigger than a pig? Depends on the size of the pig. A piglet? Yep. A mature sow? Nope. (This is fun.) |
11-22-2001, 11:22 PM
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Hmmm, pig insurance? |
11-22-2001, 11:25 PM
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Hmmm, pig insurance? Already got that, George. Nope. |
11-22-2001, 11:29 PM
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a new truck to carry the pigs around in? Nope. The '99 Chevy is alive and well. |
11-22-2001, 11:32 PM
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Will you be using in mostly indoors?
If so, will you be using it primarily in one particular room?
Do you expect to use it on at least a daily basis? |
11-22-2001, 11:48 PM
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Will you be using in mostly indoors? Yep. If so, will you be using it primarily in one particular room? Yep. Do you expect to use it on at least a daily basis? Nope. (and it ain't a kiddie bathtub  .) |
11-22-2001, 11:49 PM
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does it involve COOKING pigs?
Amy
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11-22-2001, 11:50 PM
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does it involve COOKING pigs? Nope. |
11-23-2001, 12:01 AM
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Do you expect to be using it in the kitchen?
Do you expect to be using it in the bedroom (note: if the answer is yes -- and especially if it involves pigs in any way -- I suspect a lot of us are going to run to the hills)?
Will it remain stationary while you use it?
Do you expect to use it on at least a weekly basis? |
11-23-2001, 12:25 AM
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a new computer to manage the pig business with?
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11-23-2001, 12:26 AM
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Will the kids be able to use it (even if they are not ALLOWED to use it)?
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11-23-2001, 12:28 AM
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Quote: Originally posted by amykhar
a new computer to manage the pig business with?
| Hmmmm... no batteries, no A/C power.
I suppose you could manage a pig business with an abacus.
-TheEye, who's been known to be a smartass on occasion. |
11-23-2001, 12:35 AM
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A piglet doggie door?
Ummm... I had a pig so maybe I can come up with something.
OK, is it something that the piggies would appreciate (well, would it make a pigs life more enjoyable in some way)?
Pigs aren't the most appreciative animals, ya know.
Um... Does it have anything to do with storage for a pig or a pig's accessories (such as food, etc)
Is it a garden for the pigs to root in? My pig would have loved a place where he was allowed to root around! He just did it anyway on the fly. Now my damn dog does it. You'd think there was trench warfare going on in my backyard!
Margaret, who spotted the words "trench welfare" and fixed them before posting. |
11-23-2001, 12:43 AM
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Quote: Originally posted by theeye
Hmmmm... no batteries, no A/C power.
I suppose you could manage a pig business with an abacus.
-TheEye, who's been known to be a smartass on occasion. | Sigh. Don't mind me. I'm drunk on pecan pie.
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11-23-2001, 12:44 AM
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Regarding the indoors question. In a house or in a barn?
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