 Bible 101? | |
This may have been here before/many of you may have seen this before. But it just popped up, and I thought worth sharing (especially as I can't recall it being here):
Noah's wife was called Joan of Arc.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
When Mary heard she was to be the Mother of Jesus, she went off and sang the Magna Carta.
Henry VIII thought so much of Wolsey that he made him a cardigan.
The 5th commandment is: Humor thy father and mother.
Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrod's.
Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.
Christians have only one wife. This is called monotony.
The Pope lives in a vacuum.
Parrafin is next in order after seraphim.
The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the Sea Sick.
A republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible.
The natives of Macedonia did not believe, so St. Paul got stoned.
The 1st commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so terrible. | 
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