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10-28-2005, 02:32 AM
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| | Ea Forums this being my first post I'll explain my purpose and intent of
joining this site.I am looking for any information that would connect me with a collaborative literary authoress whose mutual goal the publishing of a major novel and its' major motion picture's screen scripts and scenarios.Near four hundred pages of its prepublished actuality arrived at a coastal agency during
1999 and since then I've been allowed the communicative information connecting with various screen actors and actresses via the industry's fax system.That communicative fax system has allowed my describing of the
future major motion picture and its novel epicene occurances.The story's title is "The Color is Red Not Maroon" with its multi themes being the convergence of Pavlovian steering forces and imported and induced social interactivity via family- aquaintances and broadcast and print media.The said forces concerns are the racial preconnotation of a musical creative product-National egoism and its security maintainence and Piracy mentalities.The nucleus of the story is a 33 year of age father of two ultimitely three children and aquiescently estranging husband author musician who after the said number of years of destiny deferring evoces a one of a kind "Renaissance"of musical authoring and multi-instrumentalism that achieves quantum ultra eclecticism of word music and instrumental soundtrack authoring.He begins the saga knowing he imbued with telepathic ability with that genesis along with media interactive connection with universal sources causing a max compulsed inspired cathartic romp.He witnesses a copyright infringing occurance via a National TV broadcast which tethers the multi tentacles of control attemptive mentalities that require his ultra spartan resolve of physical spiritual and intellectual zenith. The responsorial litmus is fascinating with the nucleus of his cathartic drive being a national musical artist author singer and actress who had simultaneously achieved the eclipse of national and international phenom status via the heralded video age of the nineties.His spouse's imported and induced wavering manifestations are classic and near gothic occasionally for
their overturistic emanations of never previously witnessed abherrations.He aquiesces a gradual tutelage of the realm of sophisticated earth aware media interactivity and the beyond arduous corrupt and abusive attemptive control challenges.It depicts an occasionally ultra inspiration required tutorial for the non squeemish though it a certain every age blessing of cinema and literature.He deepens his Christianity during the half a dozen year chronology though receives astonishingly transcendent assistance from
Muslim minister sources who sense his width of stylism causing the drawn angst of the sophisticatedly racially intolerant.He is an ultra sober and non ambivalent figure whose initial obliviance nearly disarming for its non affiliated allegiances.Any further information including past decisions with a national publishing firm included for any one who expressed sincere interest.Take care and God bless.Absolutely no twisted parallels.Absolutely straight forword.Gary V. Giardina.This sent approximately 1:30 A.M.October 28th.2005. | 
10-29-2005, 07:51 PM
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12-28-2005, 02:25 AM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | This a re affirming that my original conversation concerning a collaborative project"The Color is Red Not Maroon" included rhetoric that suggested the future epic motion picture and novel would rate Pg-13 or any rating considered every age.It probably expects an R-rating yet I profess that it's the kind of major motion picture that educators including clergy will suggest parents bring their children and adolescents to or at least thank God their adolescent school children are allowed to see without overly stringently adhering to the under 17 rule.It has an intangible ultra dignity that zeniths and litmuses absolute innocent desire with the depicted author very rare of personality yet researched realistically.A pg-13 version is a potential .This reply merely to clarify the potential current expectation that its depictions would deflect the honest sensuality of an artist.It's actual occurance would resolve itself the ultra innocent zenith of cathartic compulsion it is.Take care and God bless. Absolutely no twisted parallels.Absolutely straight forword.Gary V. Giardina. This sent before 1:24 A.M. December 28th.2005. | 
12-28-2005, 02:57 AM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | Uh... I think you may have us confused with another site.
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12-30-2005, 02:18 AM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | Eris Esoteric
No Eris it's no confusion.My original conversation of 10-28-2005 that describes my future silently collaborative epicene project says"it a certain every age blessing of cinema".My re affirmation post implies that if anyone presumed the major motion picture would have a Pg or Pg-13 rating that it a certainty that the expositive scenes of depicted passion and rare and occasional spousal abherration would deem it an R rating though it a beautiful epic that could never be described as gratuity for the sake of itself.It certain it is "The motion picuure that can not harm you".Take care and God bless.Absolutely no twisted parallels.Absolutely straight forword.Gary V. Giardina.I suggest you re read my original collaborative authoress inquiry of 1028 -2005.My name is OmniRedOne.This sent at 1:18 A.M. December 30th.2005. | 
12-30-2005, 10:16 AM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | Quote: |
He begins the saga knowing he imbued with telepathic ability with that genesis along with media interactive connection with universal sources causing a max compulsed inspired cathartic romp.He witnesses a copyright infringing occurance via a National TV broadcast which tethers the multi tentacles of control attemptive mentalities that require his ultra spartan resolve of physical spiritual and intellectual zenith.
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Ok - so...what was your original question?
You are looking for someone to write a screenplay with you? | 
12-31-2005, 01:57 AM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | For accuracy's sake I'm looking for a collaborative authoress that would complete the novel and prepare the major motion picture screen presentation.The word presentation instead of play is uttered for purposes of non twistedly saying my authoring does not intend playing anyone rather it's a presentation.Semantics that express the rare attitude of no affiliation with existential trickery.My collaboration is required yet I've sent approaching four hundred pages of the story's pre that is a great beginning help of whoever decides .I author along with her anonymously because much of the story has been lived and this way I can avoid any other story integers self loathing myself with no such concerns.I've actually simul communicated with a few National publishers and made a decision with one not to continue pre negotiating for purposes I'll discuss with whoever is seriously considering the collaboration.Take care and God bless.Absolutely no twisted parallels.Absolutely straight forword.Gary V. Giardina.This sent before 1:00A.M. December 31st.2005. | 
12-31-2005, 06:51 AM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | Quote: |
The word presentation instead of play is uttered for purposes of non twistedly saying...
| You've utterly failed at stating things "non-twistedly."
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12-31-2005, 10:44 AM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | This is my favorite thread on the board. | 
01-07-2006, 08:44 AM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | Methinks if we twisted this one between our collaborative fingers, the associated hair would be dispersed in a wild neon fashion.  | 
01-11-2006, 02:28 AM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | PippaDaisy
It isn't selfish saying yes judging your rhetoric and your facicious "troll" doll you are definitely twisted.Take care and God bless.Absolutely no twisted parallels.Absolutely straight forword.Gary V. Giardina.This sent before 1:30 A.M. January 11th.2006. | 
01-11-2006, 06:15 AM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | Oh, no, Pippa. You've done it now. You've made him angry!
At least, I think you have. It's really hard to tell.
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01-11-2006, 09:09 AM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | Oh, and I thought he had a crush on Pippa and her pink haired troll.
Is there a Berlitz tape that could help with this translation? | 
01-11-2006, 09:11 AM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | I don't think so. It's kind of like "House" last night - they needed an English/Aphasic dictionary to help their patient. (No, there is no such thing.) I think we need an English/ORO dictionary. 
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01-11-2006, 09:18 AM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | I'm glad I'm not the only one. I was really getting a complex and it's not like I don't already have one!
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01-19-2006, 10:50 AM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | Facicious..?
Sorry, but if one thing really drives me bonk, it's people using words they can't spell.
Facetious? Farcical? Fictitious? | 
01-19-2006, 08:33 PM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | Quote: | mtomm said
I'm glad I'm not the only one. I was really getting a complex and it's not like I don't already have one! | Oh, honey, don't feel bad. None of us have *any* idea what he's talking about. I just want to know if I can steal the phrase "absolutely no twisted parallels" from him without being sued. I have no idea what "absolutely no twisted parallels" means, but damn, I could use it.
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01-19-2006, 11:20 PM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | Be nice gang, I don't think the guy means any harm. He just seems to speak a slightly different language than the rest of us.
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01-20-2006, 12:02 AM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | must.....obey....Amy
fighting....programming....does....notttttt
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01-20-2006, 06:08 AM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | Oh, well that's just great. Amy, why'd you go and break George?
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01-20-2006, 06:54 AM
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01-20-2006, 07:43 AM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | ...programming error 141....
....subscript cannot be divided by zero.....
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01-20-2006, 09:00 AM
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| | Re Collaborative authoress | | Here Amy goes and tries to stiffle our educations. We're just trying to learn a new language. What's wrong with that. A twisted parallel would be one where the non-touching parallels are twisted around each other so that they actually interesect in many places and have no relationship to anything parallel.
For example.
If I say: "The sky is blue"- and then I twist that around itself to intersect in various places - it would then be "the grass is rainbow colors". This obviously becomes an untruth - therefore, we want no twisted parallels.
And without being in ANY way or form Facicious, I think that Pippa should be nicer to those of us who are spelling impaired - or is it impared? Impeared?
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