"That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything, and they don't drink all your beer." (Paul Leary)
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"I've finally learned what 'upward compatible' means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes." (Dennie van Tassel)
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"Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the 'most reliable Windows ever.' To me, this is like saying that asparagus is 'the most articulate vegetable ever.' " (Dave Barry)
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"The Web is like a dominatrix. Everywhere I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit." (Nytwind)
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is nothing like Shakespeare." (Blair Houghton)
It's extraordinary to me that the United States can find $700 billion to save Wall Street and the entire G8 can't find $25 billion dollars to save 25,000 children who die every day from preventable diseases.~ Bono
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