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04-21-2004, 05:15 PM
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| | John Kerry, Dolphin-Whisperer | |
Maybe he's channeling Dr. Doolittle. There's Dab-Dab the duck, Gub-Gub the baby pig, and Too-Too the owl. Now, add Help-Help the dolphin to the list. Quote:
"In three short years, this president has put the brakes on 30 years of environmental progress," Kerry told supporters gathered on the sun-splashed shores of Tampa Bay.
"He thinks that empty slogans like the 'Clear Skies' initiative and the 'Healthy Forest' initiative -- that somehow names that would make George Orwell rise up and cheer -- that those names will make people forget what is really happening in our country."
Almost on cue, a dolphin slipped through the water. "There he is over there," Kerry said. "He says, 'help, help, help."'
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04-21-2004, 05:26 PM
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| | Re: John Kerry, Dolphin-Whisperer | |
They call him flipper flipper, faster than lightning, flip flopping on everything... |
04-21-2004, 05:51 PM
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| | Re: John Kerry, Dolphin-Whisperer | |
Maybe the dolphin meant "Please don't catch me in a tuna net and put me in a can of Star Kist". |
04-21-2004, 06:04 PM
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| | Re: John Kerry, Dolphin-Whisperer | |
If Kerry doesn't win in November, he'll have time to author the first Dolphin-English/English-Dolphin Dictionary. Then, we'll all know what Mr. Dolphin really meant.
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04-21-2004, 06:15 PM
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| | Re: John Kerry, Dolphin-Whisperer | |
Well, dolphins are smarter than a lot of Florida voters already.
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04-21-2004, 07:42 PM
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| | Re: John Kerry, Dolphin-Whisperer | |
Quote: | CurtisEdmonds said
Well, dolphins are smarter than a lot of Florida voters already. | Curtis, you're being vicious, really. Everyone knows that Al Gore
and Pat Buchanan
look very similar. Give these people a break -- they're elderly and confused. |
04-21-2004, 09:23 PM
|  | Usagi Yojimbo | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: The Birthplace of American Democracy
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| | Re: John Kerry, Dolphin-Whisperer | |
Quote: | conradd said
If Kerry doesn't win in November, he'll have time to author the first Dolphin-English/English-Dolphin Dictionary. Then, we'll all know what Mr. Dolphin really meant. | Heck, even if he gets elected he'll have plenty of time. Have you seen the generous vacation packages they're giving presidents nowadays? 
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