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05-24-2007, 11:07 PM
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__________________ Fridai my epinions "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can
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05-25-2007, 07:55 AM
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I learn so much here.
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05-25-2007, 09:57 AM
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I now know entirely too much about eggs |
05-25-2007, 11:10 AM
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I'm still getting over the eggs-come-from-the-poop-hole factoid.
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It's extraordinary to me that the United States can find $700 billion to save Wall Street and the entire G8 can't find $25 billion dollars to save 25,000 children who die every day from preventable diseases.~ Bono |
05-28-2007, 06:36 PM
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Monitor on the loose!  Quote: | "If they did shoot it, I'm sure it's going to be angry if it comes out now," said Ilene Gothelf, | Really, ya think? 
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05-28-2007, 11:23 PM
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for some reason I saw "monitor" and thought-why would someone shoot a computer and why would it be mad after?
maybe I need to move to florida, I'm obviously not that bright 
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05-29-2007, 07:04 AM
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Yeah, well, my first thought was "Don't shoot the MONITOR, moron, shoot the CPU!"
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05-29-2007, 09:24 AM
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05-29-2007, 01:06 PM
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Only Florida would think it's funny to permanently switch the restroom signs: My Way News - Fla., Pub Reach Deal Over Bathroom Signs Quote: Confusing signs on the bathroom doors at the pub have played jokes on customers for years - sending women to the men's room and vice versa. The signs have been up for 10 years in Destin and 30 years in Pensacola.
But, Florida's Department of Business and Professional Regulation recently threatened the Panhandle tourist landmark with closure for "Lack of signage properly designating bathrooms."
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06-12-2007, 09:52 AM
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If I ever manage to go visit Wormie, I don't think I'll be cruising down the waterways: My Way News - Jumping Sturgeon Injures Woman in Fla. Quote: In April, a leaping sturgeon severely injured a 50-year-old woman from St. Petersburg who was riding a personal watercraft on the Suwannee River. She suffered a ruptured spleen and had three fingers reattached by surgeons, but she lost her left pinkie finger and a tooth.
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06-13-2007, 02:43 AM
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Yeah, but that's not a dumb Floridian. THIS is a dumb Floridian: My Way News - Teen Dials Wrong Number, Gets Arrested
I especially like the part where police think the kid was dialing a number at RANDOM to sell drugs. |
06-13-2007, 09:57 AM
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Yowza, that is stupid!
What I meant was - even the fish are stupid. 
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06-13-2007, 02:13 PM
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06-14-2007, 11:10 PM
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Mile High club.... Florida Style |
06-14-2007, 11:41 PM
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06-15-2007, 12:05 AM
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06-21-2007, 11:49 AM
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06-21-2007, 05:14 PM
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Someone, please tell me what is with Florida and sword crimes??? Do you know how many stories in this thread involve crimes committed with swords?
And I am laughing because how funny is it that a guy grwoing in his house also got stabbed in the butt with a sword? |
06-26-2007, 02:16 PM
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More Florida Gators: One-eyed gator pulls golfer into pond - CNN.com Quote: | The pond at the sixth hole has a "Beware of Alligator" sign. | I guess they weren't kidding.
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06-27-2007, 02:45 PM
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My Way News - Man With Headache Finds Bullet in Head Quote: | PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) - A woman was arrested Tuesday after her husband woke up in the middle of the night with a terrible headache and later learned he had a bullet lodged in his head. | 
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06-27-2007, 03:18 PM
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holy carp!
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