| Current Events What's going on in the world today? |  | | 
05-27-2008, 03:19 PM
|  | Got my hands over my eyes | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Maryland
Posts: 6,605
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | | Quote: rmthunter said
Lord. Love. A. Duck.
That teacher should be reassigned to policing a garbage dump. | You are altogether too kind.
I cannot begin to express what I think about the way this woman treated the children in her care.
__________________ Judy | 
05-27-2008, 07:05 PM
|  | Epinions Members | | Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The City In A Garden
Posts: 5,218
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | | What is it with teachers in Florida? Did anyone see the comments of that principal at Ponce de Leon High School who doesn't want to allow a Gay-Straight Alliance? I'll see if I can find a link, but his testimony in court was hysterical. Found it: Quote: |
During the trial, which was held in Panama City yesterday and today, Ponce de Leon High School’s principal David Davis admitted under oath that he had banned students from wearing any clothing or symbols supporting equal rights for gay people. Davis also testified that he believed rainbows were “sexually suggestive” and would make students unable to study because they’d be picturing gay sex acts in their mind. The principal went on to admit that while censoring rainbows and gay pride messages he allowed students to wear other symbols many find controversial, such as the Confederate flag.
| So the next time the sun comes out after a storm, cover your kids' eyes. | 
05-27-2008, 07:13 PM
|  | In Spanish, I'm Marijuana | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lawn-Guy-Land, NY
Posts: 28,373
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | | pr0n alert!!!
(scroll down or exit quick!)
do I make you horny?
Lord knows that makes ME hot and bothered!!!
__________________ MJ It's extraordinary to me that the United States can find $700 billion to save Wall Street and the entire G8 can't find $25 billion dollars to saved 25,000 children who die every day from preventable diseases.~ Bono We need a president who puts Barney Smith before Smith Barney. ~ Indiana resident and blue-collar worker Barney Smith | 
05-27-2008, 07:15 PM
|  | In Spanish, I'm Marijuana | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lawn-Guy-Land, NY
Posts: 28,373
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | | hmm. Apparently you can't put a picture in a spoiler. Or a URL!
__________________ MJ It's extraordinary to me that the United States can find $700 billion to save Wall Street and the entire G8 can't find $25 billion dollars to saved 25,000 children who die every day from preventable diseases.~ Bono We need a president who puts Barney Smith before Smith Barney. ~ Indiana resident and blue-collar worker Barney Smith | 
05-27-2008, 07:26 PM
|  | Mom of the Four Men | | Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Canada, sort of
Posts: 17,039
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | | All of the children in her care were treated so horribly- and can anyone please tell me why what she did is not illegal? | 
05-27-2008, 07:33 PM
|  | In Spanish, I'm Marijuana | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lawn-Guy-Land, NY
Posts: 28,373
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | | Teachers are not subject to child abuse laws, if that's what you mean. If a teacher does something to a student, it's a civil or criminal matter handled outside of child welfare/CPS, like if the teacher physically assaults the student the teacher's arrested same as if he/she was in a bar fight with another adult. Which means in turn that it generally has to be physical abuse of some sort to get the police's attention - being mean to kids isn't a crime (and luckily for me, since I'm not fond if small children!). The parents can always sue for emotional damage though.
__________________ MJ It's extraordinary to me that the United States can find $700 billion to save Wall Street and the entire G8 can't find $25 billion dollars to saved 25,000 children who die every day from preventable diseases.~ Bono We need a president who puts Barney Smith before Smith Barney. ~ Indiana resident and blue-collar worker Barney Smith | 
07-01-2008, 12:59 PM
|  | Insert witty comment here | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Alabama
Posts: 18,355
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | |
__________________ Melanie  | 
07-01-2008, 02:19 PM
|  | Yes, I am just this cute! | | Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Gem State
Posts: 7,027
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | | Quote: emeleel said
| Okay, that is just classic!
__________________ Margo Quote: Latter-day Saints as citizens are to seek out and then uphold leaders who will act with integrity and are wise, good, and honest. Principles compatible with the gospel may be found in various political parties. | | 
07-01-2008, 03:06 PM
|  | Up For Grabs | | Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: It's not heaven, it's Iowa
Posts: 23,700
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | | OMG, that is rich........ 
__________________ C-My Designs has been updated! Check out my new, improved website for incredible jewelry design. SUBSCRIBE TO The Beading Help Web Blog who knows, you just might learn something!!
Take the pledge. Just say no to | 
07-01-2008, 07:40 PM
|  | Hot and Juicy | | Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: off campus
Posts: 46,030
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | | Green acres is the place to be. | 
07-01-2008, 08:25 PM
|  | Hot and Juicy | | Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: off campus
Posts: 46,030
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | | Respect your mother and father Quote: | DELAND, Fla. (AP) - A man was charged with battery after he hit his mother in the head with a three-pound package of Polish sausage, police said. | | 
07-14-2008, 08:55 PM
|  | Hot and Juicy | | Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: off campus
Posts: 46,030
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | | Woman accused of smacking beau with toilet seat
Reading the title I just knew this had to be Flori-duh.
But after reading the story Quote: The woman, 18, told police that she found her boyfriend smoking cocaine in their bathroom and turned on the shower to try and wash away the drugs.
The pair argued and when he refused to give up the drugs, authorities say the woman hit him with the toilet seat. | I can sympathize with the woman. Dealing with a coked up boyfriend can't be any fun. | 
07-23-2008, 08:47 AM
|  | Insert witty comment here | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Alabama
Posts: 18,355
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | | Ya know, websites like DumbCriminals.com are supposed to show you how NOT to commit crimes, not be a primer for HOW TO commit a crime: Bank Robber Writes Hold-Up Note On Personal Check 
__________________ Melanie  | 
07-23-2008, 04:27 PM
|  | In Spanish, I'm Marijuana | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lawn-Guy-Land, NY
Posts: 28,373
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | | I was listening to NPR All Things Considered yesterday on the drive home and heard this interview with Jack Dolan of the Miami Hearald, and laughed and thought of this thread when he said: Quote: | Jack Dolan said
There's sort of an axiom that whatever can go wrong, will go wrong worse in Florida. | (The story was about Florida's background checks for mortgage brokers. The Hearald found a released convict who used his mom as his background reference for his license and used a guy who he met in the prison visiting room as his supervising broker. The former convict went on to fleece elderly and disabled borrowers under his Florida mortgage broker license.)
__________________ MJ It's extraordinary to me that the United States can find $700 billion to save Wall Street and the entire G8 can't find $25 billion dollars to saved 25,000 children who die every day from preventable diseases.~ Bono We need a president who puts Barney Smith before Smith Barney. ~ Indiana resident and blue-collar worker Barney Smith | 
08-05-2008, 07:59 PM
|  | In Spanish, I'm Marijuana | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lawn-Guy-Land, NY
Posts: 28,373
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | | Three men arrested in two-week period for frivolous911 calls
"The slot machine at the casino took my money" is my favorite.
__________________ MJ It's extraordinary to me that the United States can find $700 billion to save Wall Street and the entire G8 can't find $25 billion dollars to saved 25,000 children who die every day from preventable diseases.~ Bono We need a president who puts Barney Smith before Smith Barney. ~ Indiana resident and blue-collar worker Barney Smith | 
08-07-2008, 06:14 PM
|  | Insert witty comment here | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Alabama
Posts: 18,355
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | |
__________________ Melanie  | 
08-07-2008, 06:42 PM
|  | In Spanish, I'm Marijuana | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lawn-Guy-Land, NY
Posts: 28,373
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | | Well if a politican can do it with a dog...
__________________ MJ It's extraordinary to me that the United States can find $700 billion to save Wall Street and the entire G8 can't find $25 billion dollars to saved 25,000 children who die every day from preventable diseases.~ Bono We need a president who puts Barney Smith before Smith Barney. ~ Indiana resident and blue-collar worker Barney Smith | 
08-07-2008, 10:34 PM
|  | Hot and Juicy | | Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: off campus
Posts: 46,030
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | | :jaw:
a politician did "it" with a Dog!!!! That's not allowed!!! Even in Flori-duh!! | 
09-10-2008, 10:16 PM
|  | thread-killa | | Join Date: Dec 2000
Posts: 17,262
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | | | 
09-11-2008, 09:39 PM
|  | Hot and Juicy | | Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: off campus
Posts: 46,030
| | Re We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida | | | |