We need a sub-forum: Stupid Stories about Stupid People in Florida - Page 5

**pippadaisy**[$] · #**161** 05-12-2006, 08:26 PM

Hey, I have a sword next to my bed in case of intruders.

**pippadaisy**[$] · #**162** 05-18-2006, 01:25 AM

There are so many crazies they don't have room for them:

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/welling...tter_0517.html

Scroll down to "suspicious incident" where you will find that:

Quote:

A man was standing in the middle of the road holding a butcher's knife in one hand and a dead armadillo in the other...

**drmomentum**[$] · #**163** 05-18-2006, 08:57 AM

Quote:

pippadaisy said

A man was standing in the middle of the road holding a butcher's knife in one hand and a dead armadillo in the other...

That sounds like the beginning of either a really bad joke or a really good one.

-JP

**hadassahchana**[$] · #**164** 05-18-2006, 09:53 AM

I think we should all have stupid Florida sig lines for the day.

**theworm**[$] · #**165** 05-18-2006, 10:19 AM

I can do that.

**theworm**[$] · #**166** 05-18-2006, 03:52 PM

Couple charged with cruelty to neighbor's cat appears in court today

Quote:

A couple charged with misdemeanor theft and animal cruelty after allegedly driving a neighbor's cat 15 miles west into the Everglades appears in court this morning...

Prosecutors say Fort Lauderdale firefighter Christopher Cortes and his girlfriend, Iris Zukerman, tried to banish Mr. Kibbles, their neighbors' cat, because the cat was using his pickup truck flatbed as a litter box.

**pippadaisy**[$] · #**167** 05-18-2006, 04:53 PM

Now wait a second here. I think Mr. Cortes and Ms. Zukerman were trying to HELP. First, their neighbor didn't want to provide decent sanitary services for the cat. SECONDLY, they were trying to assist with the ongoing alligator problem by providing them an apparently unwanted cat as a snack.

Forward thinkers, these two! That shows more brains than the usual Florida story. Take the wack job with the armadillo, for instance.

**theworm**[$] · #**168** 05-18-2006, 06:56 PM

you should move here. you understand them

**pippadaisy**[$] · #**169** 05-26-2006, 09:13 AM

Okay, this one HAS to be the best ever:

Woman tired of Police helicopter circling her neighborhood fires a BOTTLE ROCKET at it

*emeleel* · #**170** 05-26-2006, 09:15 AM

Oooooooo, is she gonna be in SO much trouble!

**pippadaisy**[$] · #**171** 05-30-2006, 06:46 AM

Man demands return of taco, er, dog, from alligator

He should've read my sig line, no?

**theworm**[$] · #**172** 05-30-2006, 08:19 AM

I love a happy ending!

**theworm**[$] · #**173** 05-30-2006, 08:32 AM

even our seniors want in on the "action"

**pippadaisy**[$] · #**174** 05-30-2006, 03:57 PM

Florida: Where even the cops are weird.

http://www.local6.com/news/9290015/detail.html

**hadassahchana**[$] · #**175** 05-30-2006, 09:47 PM

**theworm**[$] · #**176** 05-31-2006, 09:37 AM

Fla. Man in Women's Bathing Suit Arrested

[quote][A man wearing a purple women's bathing suit and carrying a flare gun was arrested after he told a bartender he was going to "get rid of all the dirt bags in Key West," authorities said./QUOTE]

**Helen_B**[$] · #**177** 05-31-2006, 12:22 PM

http://www.local6.com/news/9296454/detail.html

And how about this one? A six year old charged with assault?

**pippadaisy**[$] · #**178** 06-03-2006, 12:57 PM

And then you have the mother-daughter stripper team:

http://www.sptimes.com/2006/06/01/Fl...irl.shtml?mama

mtbat · #**179** 06-04-2006, 12:21 AM

ewwwww on the mom/daughter team. that is just icky

I love this thread though

**drmomentum**[$] · #**180** 06-04-2006, 08:00 AM

The family that strips together catches a chill together.

*emeleel* · #**181** 06-04-2006, 04:30 PM

Very stupid, and very, v