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06-19-2008, 08:00 PM
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| | Woman sues Victoria's Secret claiming thong injury | |
Some headlines just catch your attention, redux. Woman sues Victoria's Secret claiming thong injury
52 years old. Thong with blue rhinestone heart. I'm thinking that I haven't been living wildly enough (or possibly that I've been living just right, given the outcome.)
I feel bad for her because that injury sounds really painful...I'm not quite sure how it lands one on the Today show, though. 
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06-19-2008, 09:21 PM
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On the Today Show, her lawyer actually said, "Well, Victoria's Secret has a lot of angels, but the devil is in the details..."
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06-19-2008, 09:54 PM
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Quote: frazzledspice said
 On the Today Show, her lawyer actually said, "Well, Victoria's Secret has a lot of angels, but the devil is in the details..."
Hope he can do better than that at the trial | 
OMG, that's great.
Really, I don't want to laugh at the woman, but, if that did happen to me I can't see myself wanting to get on the Today show and talk about my thong with blue rhinestone heart decoration.
'course, maybe she's more thong worthy at 52 than I am at 47. 
Tell me, Matt, what do you think of my thong?
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06-20-2008, 07:07 AM
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BTW, the corneal injury she has sounds awful, but it's what Hubby had a month or so ago. The topical steriods and stuff cleared it up in a couple days, the pain was gone by the time he'd taken the meds twice (about 8 hours) and the whole thing was completely healed in a week.
Hmmm, maybe we could make it look like it came from a grommet flying off one of his boots when he tied them in the morning, and we could sue Timberland...
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06-20-2008, 07:37 AM
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Quote: mjfrombuffalo said
BTW, the corneal injury she has sounds awful, but it's what Hubby had a month or so ago. The topical steriods and stuff cleared it up in a couple days, the pain was gone by the time he'd taken the meds twice (about 8 hours) and the whole thing was completely healed in a week.
Hmmm, maybe we could make it look like it came from a grommet flying off one of his boots when he tied them in the morning, and we could sue Timberland... | I'm voting thong, please? Retell this story with hubby and involve a thong. His or yours, doesn't matter.
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06-20-2008, 11:41 AM
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I am going to sue Andrea. I laughed so hard I think I just collapsed an internal organ or three! |
06-20-2008, 07:40 PM
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After knowing her story I think I'll stop shopping there. |
06-21-2008, 10:52 AM
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OMG I'm laughing so hard I hurt...
the only thing I buy at victoria's secret is the body spray and lotion. I wouldn't be caught dead in their underware even if they did make it in my size
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06-21-2008, 11:00 AM
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A coworker and I were talking about this story yesterday. One of her friends broke her "wee wee wee" toe putting on underwear one morning. She was in a hurry, toe got caught, she fell forward and simultaneously broke and dislocated the toe.
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06-21-2008, 01:58 PM
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I think the technical term for that sort of thing is "freak accident."
I could be wrong, though.
(Gee, I never have any trouble putting on my thongs -- or taking them off, either. Of course, I don't do rhinestones any more.) |
06-21-2008, 04:16 PM
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Quote: rmthunter said
I think the technical term for that sort of thing is "freak accident."
I could be wrong, though.
(Gee, I never have any trouble putting on my thongs -- or taking them off, either. Of course, I don't do rhinestones any more.) | Now, this is what I like. Somebody entering the thread with a thong. 
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06-21-2008, 04:31 PM
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Like they say, always have a thong in your heart. (Much less dangerous than a heart on your thong, apparently)
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06-21-2008, 05:35 PM
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Quote: mjfrombuffalo said
Like they say, always have a thong in your heart. (Much less dangerous than a heart on your thong, apparently) | oh. my. god.
That was painful. 
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06-21-2008, 07:13 PM
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That was beyond painful.
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