Non-News News

**mjfrombuffalo**[$] · #1 10-05-2008, 02:43 PM

Non-News News = news items that are either self-evident to everyone already or didn't make as big a splash as the news outlets seemed to think they would. Last month it was Clay Aiken announcing he's gay. (gasp, shock, yawn).

This week's item: OJ Did It: armed robbery and kidnapping. By the [total lack of] buzz around here I guess y'all found it a :yawn: too.

**drmomentum**[$] · #2 10-05-2008, 03:54 PM

A possibly landscape-changing election is a month away.

"Next up, who's gay?"

(To quote a song from Dr. Horrible)

sleeper54 · #3 10-05-2008, 05:27 PM

Quote:

mjfrombuffalo said

Non-News News = news items that are either self-evident to everyone already or didn't make as big a splash as the news outlets seemed to think they would. Last month it was Clay Aiken announcing he's gay. (gasp, shock, yawn).

--snip--

Clay Aiken is gay..?!?!?

*...tom... feigning shock and surprise*

...tom...
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**jgibson2**[$] · #4 10-05-2008, 07:07 PM

Who's Clay Aiken and why should I care if he's gay?

Please don't bother to answer either question even if you care.

**theworm**[$] · #5 10-05-2008, 07:18 PM

He's a very talented potter who's hands have been damaged from working the clay and ache constantly.

**lynnzop**[$] · #6 10-05-2008, 08:21 PM

I hope OJ rots in prison.

magenta321 · #7 10-05-2008, 08:36 PM

The story that children's cereals are loaded with sugar had me ready to post a "No Shit Sherlock" thread too.