Pantyhose?! What a great idea. I always have worn-out ones. However, the idea makes me just howl. My next door neighbour is an enthusiastic organic gardener, so she'll just think this is great.
However, my neighbours two ddoors down are the kind who edge their lawn with tiny shears to make sure it's precise, who have the Chem-Lawn guy in three times a summer- and they will NOT be amused. They are already fairly appalled by the absence of my side lawn and the appearance of my raised bed filled with veggie plants.
Cindy