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Americans love pizza, but they don't love anchovies. According to Epinions.com, large pizza companies are conspiring to destroy anchovies for consumption by the American public. "The truth is that anchovies taste terrible and nobody would want to eat them voluntarily," Epinions reported. The Web site suggests that pepperoni and vegetables are tasty non-violent alternatives to the small herring-like fish. |

OMG how funny. Someone buy the Jacksonville "reporter" a clue and explain that one person, who wrote 27 consumer reviews and/or essays in 2001, is not what one would generally cite as a reliable source of an anti-fuzzyfish conspiracy.
