Ok, I'll consider a mediocre home. Or a tent.
#4 came running up to me and said,"Mama, I have such good news for you! I found a TV show that you will really enjoy, tonight at 6!"
How thoughtful. I mean, isn't it sweet when they are old enough to really know what you like, what's important to you, and are considerate enough to think of you?
The child then said,"It's an extreme makeover showing how you can get free makeup and a free facelift! You could really use both of those. Don't you want to watch it?"
Unfortuneatly, I won't have time. I'll be out changing my will. And then looking into nursing homes where I'm sure I'll be abandoned when I am old and helpless. I'll make sure it's a really nice one that he'll like when he doesn't ever come to see me.
When Poe ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
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