Warm family scene circa last night:
"If you don't stop poking inside your brothers' noses with Q-tips while they're asleep, I won't wait for them to kill you. As reigning matriach of this family, I reserve that privilege for myself."
"If you kill me, you will wate all the money you spent on presents for me for this year."
"Toys For Tots, baby. Toys For Tots."
"What is that? Some stupid plan where they steal other children's gifts?"
"Nope. It's where all the really cool toys go when other peoples' children aren't nice."
"I am going to walk out into the snow without a warm coat. I will wear socks because I hate when my feet get cold, but I will stand there without a coat until I freeze to death, since nobody seems to mind if there is no #4 in this house!"
#2 : "Maybe you could find another family who likes mean little kids without any presents?"
#4 : "I have some q-tips hidden somewhere in this house, and you will have to sleep sometime!"
When Poe ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Yep - we get our own drama here, too.
Oh, dear! Thankfully my kids haven't thought beyond ears and cleaning out electronics with the QTips! 
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