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10-26-2002, 08:20 PM
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I was in the middle of doing something when my daughter asked me for assistance.
"Daddy, I can't get Barbie to stand up. I need help."
I told her I was in the middle of something.
She says, "She's supposed to stand up, but she keeps flopping over."
I said, "See how thin Barbie is? She doesn't eat enough food, so she doesn't have the strength to stand up. That's why she keeps flopping over."
At least she thought it was funny.
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10-26-2002, 09:19 PM
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Barbie's not thin.
She's top heavy. 
Sara
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10-26-2002, 09:34 PM
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And Barbie's feet are too small.  |
10-26-2002, 09:47 PM
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Ooooh..... Barbie's feet. Ooooh.... |
10-26-2002, 10:18 PM
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Didn't I read somewhere that if Barbie was a real human, she'd have to crawl because she wouldn't be able to walk?
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10-26-2002, 10:25 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by mjfrombuffalo
Didn't I read somewhere that if Barbie was a real human, she'd have to crawl because she wouldn't be able to walk? | I'm not even going to touch that one...
Rich or slick will be right in, I am sure...:-)
...tom...
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10-26-2002, 10:31 PM
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Now here I am, trying to make a serious point about the misogynist way society defines the feminine ideal, including inculcating the minds of young girls - mere children! - through the guise of "fun toys," and you come along and make an irreverent insinuation of a sexual nature while missing the entire POINT of my post.
Hmmph.
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10-26-2002, 10:34 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by mjfrombuffalo
Now here I am, trying to make a serious point about the misogynist way society defines the feminine ideal, including inculcating the minds of young girls - mere children! - through the guise of "fun toys," and you come along and make an irreverent insinuation of a sexual nature while missing the entire POINT of my post.
Hmmph. | No, I was waiting for Rich or slick to insinuate...:-)
'hmmph'...??
...tom...
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10-26-2002, 10:36 PM
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"Hmmph." - expression of smug disgust.
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10-26-2002, 10:42 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by mjfrombuffalo
"Hmmph." - expression of smug disgust. | Hey...!
dictionary.com returns:
No entry found for hmmph.
4 suggestions found:
hemp ..... homeboy ..... honeybee ..... hump
Why do I find those choices humourous...:-)
...tom... ( more humorous than 'smug disgust' anyway....:grumble: )
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10-27-2002, 06:02 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by mjfrombuffalo
Didn't I read somewhere that if Barbie was a real human, she'd have to crawl because she wouldn't be able to walk? | I've never heard that one, but I had heard she'd have too low a body fat index to ovulate.
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10-27-2002, 06:34 PM
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I've read that before, MJ. Barbie is way out of proportion and she would also have amenorhea like women athletes.
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10-27-2002, 07:15 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by drmomentum
I've never heard that one, but I had heard she'd have too low a body fat index to ovulate.
-JP | See, men like that too. Removes the burden of birth control. |
10-27-2002, 07:33 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by theworm
See, men like that too. Removes the burden of birth control. | Ahh, but we make that 'burden' the ultimate responsibility of the woman anyway...so what do we care...:-?
(Except those few brave males who allow scissors near their 'vas defs'...:-)
...tom...
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10-27-2002, 07:57 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by mjfrombuffalo
Didn't I read somewhere that if Barbie was a real human, she'd have to crawl because she wouldn't be able to walk? | Yeah!
It would be pitiful to see her down on all sixes...uh...I mean fours.
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10-27-2002, 08:04 PM
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10-27-2002, 08:11 PM
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Can we keep her...:-?
...tom...
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10-27-2002, 08:13 PM
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We'll have to ask Amy. Did you check out her feet? |
10-27-2002, 08:27 PM
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All those straps just to hold those little patches on. Bridges don't have so much support.
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10-27-2002, 08:29 PM
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Now, Slick has made not one, but TWO posts indicating that he has a fetish for Barbie's feet, and you guys have failed to jump on that. You're slipping.
Yes, gentlemen, you may keep her. Is her name Barbie?
Amy
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10-27-2002, 08:37 PM
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THANK YOU! Yep, it's Barbie.  |
10-27-2002, 08:43 PM
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Feet!
Don't sweat it, Dennis.
Ain't NO bad parts there.
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10-27-2002, 09:21 PM
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Hmmm, the way this thread is going, I am waiting for the spanking to begin. Especially with the title of Bad Daddy. 
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10-27-2002, 09:56 PM
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Probably no spanking. I don't think Jeff reads this forum. 
Amy
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10-27-2002, 10:36 PM
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