Nicholas: So what happened when those two things exploded?
Me: What two things?
Nicholas: You know! Those two things that started everything!
Me: You mean the Big Bang Theory?
Nicholas: But what happened to the dinasaurs? (note, he did not answer my question)
Me: Well there are several theories about that.
Nicholas (very surprised voice): There are?!
Me: Yes. Do you know what a theory is?
Nicholas: Yes. I know two theories.
Me: Two? Cool. Okay, tell me about the two theories you know.
Nicholas: Well, she puts money under your pillow.
Me (very confused): What?
Nicholas: When you lose a tooth, the tooth fairy puts money under your pillow.
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