Stinky Pete is better than "Poof". When I used to work, the lady who ran one of the other cemeteries we owned kept talking about her teenaged son, Poof. I finally asked her about it. Seems that minutes after he was born, he let out a giant "explosion".

They immediately nicknamed him "Poot". But MIL was mortified, so they changed it to "Poof" and so that is what that poor guy is known as in the family.
