Read the intro before you go letting little kids play!
Hold on to your stockings...those bawdy, naughty, wise-cracking elves are back for their wackiest adventure yet!
Having returned to the North Pole Santa finds Rudolph and all the reindeer unable to fly the sleigh (or count backwards…or walk in a straight line… or touch their hoof to their nose…). Seems they have become good friends with Santa's older brother Dingle Kringle who has fallen off the wagon…again.
There's only one thing to do. Mixing together Mrs. Kringle's bra along with his favorite alternative sports; Lawn Darts and Midget Tossing, Santa has devised a plan to teach Elliot and the elves how to fly and pull the sleigh! This irreverent, double-barreled visit with the elves continues the adventures and antics of the feel-good, email-this-to-your-friends hit of the holiday season.
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That is a very attractive tank top over there too...
...tom...
__________________ " Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
And dance like no one's watching. "
--Unknown.
. Sleeping In the Heartland
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