12-14-05 Wednesday SantaWorm Exchange

[SantaWorm[$]]

On the third day of the gift exchange
SantaWorm delivered to me
Three squirrels in the attic
Two Taser Guns
and
An OB Angel for the gifting tree!

[lynnzop[$]]

Squirrels in the attic. That's a good one!!! Steven Tyler is jumping off a cliff somewhere.

Santa's got me a little confused today.

SantaWorm said

Love - Hate
War and Peace

And

PS - That's not be in the photo.

I'm not sure what the possum thing is... Perhaps Santa can 'splain that when s/he outs themself.

But thanks for the wine!!

[eris esoteric]

SantaWorm said

You probably know that Santa likes children very much. Most children that is.

There are some who draw me wonderful pictures they leave out with cookies and milk every Christmas Eve. Sometimes I see those pictures and know that the child will grow to be a famous comic artist.

Here is an online exhibit of what some of the industry's famous artsits were drawing as children. And if you're in New York, you get to see them in person.

http://www.moccany.org/nowthen/

P.S. Santa's can't show you pictures because the people there are smart and made them Flash graphics, but you will like them all very much!

Aw, Santa, you ROCK.

[taurusmoon]

SantaWorm said

Get sick, get well, hang around the inkwell...

Sorry, sometimes those tunes just get stuck in my head. In case you ever get one of those mumble-bumbles in yours, and you can't for the LIFE of you remember what he's supposed to be saying, I found a really nifty resource. Assuming, of course, that you don't already know about that one.

But, if you did, don't despair! Because I also found you a movie to watch... actually, a documentary, about a subject that I just know you'll find interesting.

So have fun. And remember, don't follow leaders, watch you're parking meters.

And squirrels. Watch the squirrels.

The link don't work 'cause the vandals took the handle!

Actually, the links work just fine. And, yes, I already knew about the first. But, I'm really excited about the video. I fell asleep right before it aired on PBS. I'd love to finally get to watch it. And, rewind it if I snooze.

Thanks Santa!

Oh, and thanks for the SantaEarWorm too.

[emeleel]

I have a feeling I should be thankful I don't know much about Bob Dylan.

[emeleel]

Ooo, la la!

Since you were so kind to make sure everyone has undies, here's a gift certificate for whatever cozy (or naughty!) stuff you might want at Victoria's Secret...

I think I'll pick up something for me... and maybe something "for" hubby, while I'm at it!

But nothing made out of candy.....

[mtomm[$]]

Haiku for Warmth

Deep chill in winter
Warmth radiates from inside
Stoke your inner fire


To keep you warm during the cold winter ahead:


















An Owen Wilson Library

Thanks, Santa! Too bad he hasn't been in any good movies!

[murasaki]

I had the best laugh this morning--here's why:

Since 'murasaki' means 'purple', and because it is also your favourite color, I hope you're dreaming of a purple Christmas. Any purple Christmas, of course, starts under the tree:



And under the tree, what's that? A bag of gifts, of course!



Let's open your bag of loot to see what you got:

Kitty got a present for you!



And what does a purple girl like you need most? Purple boots, of course:



And last, a bumper sticker:



Now- since you've opened your gift bag, what's left? Why, door #2, you say?



Ok, you opened door #2, and what is there? Well, you need something to put your bumper sticker on, right?



Have a very purple Christmas!

Thank you, Secret Santa! You rock!

[cristina1]

Some treats of the season for you to enjoy....



and a guidebook for more!!!



But the best gift for today is for you..... (I'm really enjoying mine!!)




Mmmm, cookies and a gorgeous ring! Thanks, Santa! I love them both!

[emeleel]

I'm going to have to steal Naomi's gifts for a friend of mine! She's absolutel insane about purple - she even has a tabletop purple tree similar to the one above. She would LOVE that bumper sticker!

[hadassahchana[$]]

My Secret Santa certain.ly knows the key to my heart! Libs got a present today:

Develope and strengthen eye-paw coordination skills as your pet discovers how to remove the squeaker shapes from inside the Cagey Cube. Keeps your dog entertained, active, and busy for extended periods of time, eliminating boredom. Helps to satisfy a dog's natural instict to sear, stak and capture its prey as your pet repeatedly removes the squeaker shapes from inside the Cagey Cube.

Secret Santa said

I thought Libbs could use a little treat as well as something to give her brain a work out. We need her in tip-top shape, of course!

Thank you, Secret Santa!



Cindy

[eris esoteric]

Cindy, I wonder if I can borrow that from you. I wanna see how well Pixie would do with it. But then, I've always had better luck with my cats than with my dogs when it comes to intelligence tests.

Except for the one greyhound, Candy, who would hold shoes hostage.

[Redlass]

Santa definitely has my number. What a wonderful set of cozy, comfortable gifts! Perfect for the snowy winter we've been having.

A wonderful and fun treat for you to enjoy:




a cozy pair of slippers to keep you warm



and finally, a night to snuggle with Redlord and have a romantic evening in front of your beautiful and festive fireplace

[frazzledspice]

My Santa thinks I live in Arizona.

(S)he said:

Dear Frazz:

I know you're not always very fond of living in Arizona. Hopefully this little gift can bring you a little state-ly cheer and make you smile this season:

Enjoy!

I do hope my stocking won't be empty this Christmas. Attention, Santa, I live in Arkansas.

P.S. I LOVED Arizona when I visited. A place of infinite variety and beauty (and big cities--the biggest "city" in Arkansas is a mere 175,000 people, and it's 160 miles away from where I live...)

Plane tickets to Arizona for a visit would be nice....

The book cover is making me long to get out of Arkansas and into Arizona

Thanks, Santa! Sorry for the friendly ribbing

[pippadaisy[$]]

here's mine:

I hope Wednesday's gift will brighten up your holiday spirits:

Darn it... third edit here...

Whoever has me has an hysterical sense of humor. I'll use it to make some Guinea Ritas! Thank you!

[soxfan[$]]

Here's mine:

Now that you've had a night on the town and a cozy night at home, it's time to take a trip.

But Santa doesn't want you to have to spend any of those precious vacation days, so we'll start out with one of these:



An authentic Time-Turner with a working miniature hourglass and rotating inner rings. It's plated in 24 karat gold. Several twists of this will make sure you get back with no time elapsed from a weeklong stay for for two at:


Dunrobin Castle

From there you can hunt for the Loch Ness monster or just wander the grounds:

Thanks, Santa! Those are great gifts. The wife just adores castles.

[Uno]

Still more things American to get you acclimated...
With this music, you'll be elated.
And a little hint to keep you guessing...
My grandfather would recommend these with his blessing.

Santa... but how many years has your grandfather?
Sure if you have 400......

[phoenixx]

Cool present!

Leslie, so far, I've delivered gifts for your kitchen and your Rotties. Now it's time for some fun gifts for you and honey.

Enchanted Evening game

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Tingling massager (I've used one and they send electric shocks up and down your spine!!!)

Enjoy!

[Joubert[$]]

Whoa, I wonder how many frequent flier miles you get with this baby? Thanks, SC!

SantaWorm said

This being the internet, and not reality, and thus enabling us to get ANYTHING WE WANT TO for presents, I hereby give you:

A Real Star Trek Transporter to make your constant travel more instantaneous so you spend less time away from your loved ones and friends...


enjoy!

[jgibson2[$]]

You need a little excitement in your life, so these hunky guys are being shipped to you. No more leftovers at the Gibson house!

The three of them might be able to keep up with my Aussie. That middle one looks a lot like our previous GSD. Thanks, Santa!

Definitely no leftovers with that many canines!