Monday 12-17-07 SantaWorm Game Thread

[theworm[$]]

Have yourself a happy SantaWorm game,
Make the gifting fun,
all week long,
we’ll party till the game is done.

[pippadaisy[$]]

You are just starting the torment early, aren't you?

[pippadaisy[$]]

My prezzie is here bright and early:

SantaWorm said

Merry Generic Winter Holiday! Your Santa is actually sick right now, so I'm filling in. It's kind of hard to understand the instructions I've been given, but I'm doing my best here.

See, now if it was ME, I'd give you one of those "you get to stay in a beautiful warm place for days" things that gets passed around. But YOUR Santa insisted on getting you something for the kids that would help you reach that beautiful warm place much quicker:

A large, empty room, and four of these...



Frankly, I think it's the cold medicine talking, but I really couldn't find anything with Cthulhus painted on them. That'll have to go on your next gift. Hopefully, it won't be a bottle of good wine.

[MiracleMax]

Keeps your lunch at work nice and cold,
Just keep it clean- you won't like the mold!
No one can steal from MiracleMax,
Just take a break and relax!
See, this special gift with you in mind,
comes with a key- make it hard to find!

[emeleel]

A locking fridge? That's pretty cool!

Hey Pippa, here's another present for the kids/you:
Super Hero Cthulhu Plush - Toy Vault - RTM Spotlight

[hadassahchana[$]]

My Secret Santa loves me!

How about unlimited cowboy boots in every shade and style of pink for one year? Some samples as a preview:

Thank you, Santa!

[lynnzop[$]]

LOL, Santa must have been digging the archives for my gift today:

SantaWorm said

Dear Lynn,

So sorry to hear that you got hurt playing volleyball. Here are two new teammates which might inspire you:

I'm much better now. MUCH better.

[taurusmoon]

SantaWorm said

I'm giving you two 30" Apple Cinema displays for you to use at work. Not only will they make you more productive, when you don't want to be productive it makes it easier to sneak a nap.

Two 30"ers. Be still my heart.

Thanks Santa!


I have to share what it looked like when I opened my gift this morning. How funny is this?


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[soxfan[$]]

Here's my gift:

Why Wait?

Start the santaworm week off with a bang...

A trip for one very loyal Soxfan to Florida.

Image: http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/bos/ima.../hdr_tours.gif

Just what I need to get me away from the snow! Thanks, Secret Santa!

[phoenixx]

My Santa was thinking of my furbaby

SantaWorm said

I know you love your dog and want to spoil him(?), so here's a custom house so he can catch some rays (or snowflakes) in style:



And to make sure he stays warm in frigid NH winters:



a heated bed.

[emeleel]

Oh, Sara, how funny!

And Leslie, *what* a doghouse! Wow!

[mjfrombuffalo[$]]

As nor'easters are barrelling through the country, it's time for a little green for the garden. This ornamental shrub should provide color and pleasure the whole year long.

With a shrub like this, I'm pretty sure my neighbors will be coming by to say "High!" --- oops, I mean "Hi"!

[SantaWorm[$]]

That's tropical mistletoe, no?

[lynnzop[$]]

[mjfrombuffalo[$]]

Ya, in Jamaica, mon...

[MrsNormanMaine[$]]

Someone knows me extremely well. They even got the distillery right...

Dear MNM,

I hear you have a taste for whiskey, so my first gift to you is a dozen bottles of the Laphroaig 40 Yr Old. Enjoy!



Your Secret Santa

[jgibson2[$]]

My secret Santa sent me something pretty for my front door.

[brian_igo]

From my Santa, a gift that my wife does not approve of:

SantaWorm said

When in cold weather you don't want to walk,
You'll be crazy for your Snow Hawk!

It's perfect. Now if we can get another foot or so of snow so I can ride it...

[mtomm[$]]

Your sig line is really interesting, and I decided to research it to see where it came from. I'm sure you know it's attributed to King Arthur, and it's a thought provoking quote.

So today, your gift theme is King Arthur and Camelot. We'll start with the serious, traditional view of Arthur, King of the Britains:


and move on to the not-so-serious:


This is a fantastic book that's actually about Merlin, but there's plenty of Arthurian lore as well. I read it many years ago, and it's one of my favorites.


And finally, I'm sending you on a trip to Great Britain, to visit Camelot and Merlin's Cave. Tell hubby he's welcome to come along...he won't have to share a bathroom with anyone.


Enjoy!!!


I knew my sig was from Camelot but I'm not well versed. I shall be now! Thanks, Santa.

[thinkerlady[$]]

thinkerlady,
A special gift from Santa for the pink lover in you...

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Give this a listen. Here's a girl that knows pink... since her name is Pink.


And to take a walk in the wild side, your hair can match Pink's!

Finally, since diamonds are a girl's best friend, how about this for bling to wear while you're watching your movie and listening to your CD... But make sure to take it off while dying your hair.


Thank you Santa! Whew. That was an exciting set for today!!

[Penguinlady[$]]

I got my very own penguin family to adopt!



They come complete with a stuffie and a certificate of adoption, as well as this handsome family portrait. They will be welcomed with open flippers by the rest of the Waddle that reposes in my guest bedroom.

Thanks, Santa!