Gifts for SantaWorm

**taurusmoon** · #1 12-21-2007, 06:45 PM

SantaWorm always works here little Wormie butt off (do worms have butts?) for our enjoyment each holiday season.

Let's send her some holiday cheer.

I'll start us off.

Merry Christmas SantaWorm. Enjoy the half-price matinee.

YouTube - Chinese Food On Christmas

MissyRissy · #2 12-21-2007, 07:18 PM

For Christmas, I give you a private jet...

With pilot... let's call him McHottie.

So you can travel wherever you would like at the snap of your finger!

For instance...you can come to Philly, and we can go see this guy in concert when he opens for Bon Jovi... (selfish on my part, I know

)

OR....

We can go shopping all over (downtown, or King of Prussia) with your no interest, no limit, and no-need-to-pay-back credit card (Since it's M Forbes' card!!!)!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

**lynnzop**[$] · #3 12-21-2007, 08:32 PM

Wow Missy...how do we follow that?

I read that you can't find these anywhere, and that Oprah LOVES them. So I'm giving you a pair in hopes they will keep your little feet (do worms have feet???) warm this winter.

(OMG, they are pretty hideous, aren't they. I think I'll have to find something else!!!)

Here we go...these are cute, and they look like they will keep you feet nice and toasty on those chilly nights!!

Now, do you think any of the cats will need a sweater this winter? Because I could maybe persuade this little guy to give his up. (He does look like he needs it though!)

Here's one more thing to keep you warm...a hot tub to install at that house your hubby got in Friday's thread!!

Happy Holidays, and thank you so much for all your hard work again this year!!!

**SantaWorm**[$] · #4 12-21-2007, 09:08 PM

Tee Hee.

Thank you Everyone!

Sara - loved the movie! And I'm eating Chinese food right now!

Missy - sounds fabulous! I'll meet you at the concert!

And Lynn, Love them all. I really love those hairless cats - can I have him too?

**conradd** · #5 12-21-2007, 09:15 PM

If SantaWorm's cats look like that, I'm giving her this:

**theworm**[$] · #6 12-21-2007, 09:25 PM

**mjfrombuffalo**[$] · #7 12-21-2007, 09:26 PM

a lifetime supply of headache prevention and cure:

(I think you're supposed to put it on your forehead.)

A transporter to whisk yourself immediately to see TKFKATP or other important people:

and a lifetime supply of yarn:

(OK so that's really ugly yarn, but I know you and you make the most beautiful stuff, so I'm sure you'll work wonders with it. If nothing else, you've got a great challenge!)

**theworm**[$] · #8 12-21-2007, 09:28 PM

So not ugly!!! I like it!!

Does that headon stuff work? I'm willing to try anything! Thank you!!(on Behalf of Santa!)

**Prepoia**[$] · #9 12-21-2007, 09:52 PM

How about HOT pink silk long johns!?

and a hot toddy

and

a pink down comforter

and last but not least

Brian. (Can't find the member albums anymore to paste a picture of him (although I'm sure you know what he looks like

Enjoy and be warm.

Thanks for all that you do.

Sandy

**theworm**[$] · #10 12-21-2007, 10:10 PM

Thank you, Sandy!
That all sounds fabulous! I was just thinking a new comforter would be great, and pink long johns are fab, and a hot toddy would help me kick this cold, but you're right - Brian knows best how to keep me warm and comfy and happy!
Merry Christmas!

**thinkerlady**[$] · #11 12-21-2007, 10:32 PM

Santa Worm, I know how much you love these, and I keep trying to make them. Maybe I will get it done, when I am feeling better...

so I send you.... an Italian holiday tradition...

Thanks for another fun year!!

**theworm**[$] · #12 12-21-2007, 10:36 PM

Angie - you just rest and get healthy so you can enjoy the holidays!
They do look yummy though, and I do love my anisette. Thanks for the virtual treat!

phoenixx · #13 12-21-2007, 11:04 PM

Thanks for all you do, SantaWorm! My gift to you is an intimate warm weather island hopping luxury cruise this March for you and Schmoopy Woopy, which should hit right about when Winter seems endless in your new state. How is it intimate? Because the Silversea ships only take 250 - 380 passengers per cruise for more personal attention and space, and every cabin is a luxury suite.

**theworm**[$] · #14 12-21-2007, 11:14 PM

oh how delightful! A Honeymoon!!

**conradd** · #15 12-24-2007, 01:38 AM

this might come in handy the next time you get a headache . . . I think you can set it to crickets on or crickets off.

Quote:

Based on the theory of acupuncture in Chinese medicine, the iKong stimulates the pressure points surrounding the eye area. Through the use of magnets, air pressure, heat compression, and vibration, the iKong can stimulate the eyes, forehead, and temple areas. Other benefits include increased oxygen supply to the eyes, relief from headaches and sinus pressure. Regular use can increase relaxation and reduce shadows and wrinkles under the eyes caused by fatigue and slow circulation.

The iKong allows you to go into a state of relaxation and comfort with the help of two types of recorded brain waves and five natural sounds. Natural sounds such as dripping water, waves crashing, bird calls and crickets chirping help to relax you and get your mind off the stressors of everyday life.

**lynnzop**[$] · #16 12-24-2007, 10:04 AM

hehe if I get Ailsa next year, I'm soooo giving her the cricket chirping eye mask.

**theworm**[$] · #17 12-24-2007, 05:11 PM

Thanks Deb! I think I'll try the waves before the crickets, but if it doesn't help the headaches, it may reduce wrinkles! Very cool!

mtbat · #18 12-27-2007, 10:03 PM

I was going to get Wormie silk long johns....

great minds and all

so maybe these?

The Pajama Company :: The Perfect Present :: Adult Footed Pajamas :: Big Feet Pajamas Pink Fleece Footy

mtbat · #19 12-27-2007, 10:15 PM

Hey-where did my post go????

I was going to give silk long johns-but someone beat me to it

Pajama City - adult footed pajamas - footies!

**theworm**[$] · #20 12-27-2007, 10:26 PM

Quote:

mtbat said

Hey-where did my post go????

I was going to give silk long johns-but someone beat me to it

Pajama City - adult footed pajamas - footies!

Oh yay! I told Brian last week that I needed to get some of these!!! Thank you!!!!!! Can I have pink ones????

frazzledspice · #21 12-27-2007, 11:33 PM

Have you ever been on a "cooking retreat," SantaWorm?

You are invited to the National Gourmet Institute's Cooking Retreat on:

May 23-26, 2008
Memorial Day Weekend Intensive
at

Phoenicia (Catskill Mountains), New York
Menla Mountain Retreat

Fly in to NYC and visit your theeye, hymie, and your nephew on the way!

Quote:

The Core Program’s 6-day 5-night retreat begins on Sunday evening with an orientation and welcome dinner, and completes by mid-day Friday afternoon. Our days begin with yoga, movement class or hike, a natural foods breakfast, and a hands-on cooking class under the guidance of one of our finest Chef Instructors. Classes include a complete gourmet lunch from soup to dessert as well as lecture-workshops that explore cutting edge principles of health- supportive cooking and theory. All cooking classes use whole, fresh, natural, organic, seasonal foods including grains, beans, vegetables, high quality oils and natural sweeteners. One session also includes fish. Afternoons are free to relax and explore your retreat destinations' unique offerings with the group or on your own.

Natural Gourmet Institute - Cooking Retreat Travel Program

Bon appetit!