Sign of the Times

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Artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us aging "Baby Boomers!"

They include:

* Herman's Hermits: "MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER."

* The Bee Gees: "HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP?"

* Bobby Darin: "SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH!!"

* Ringo Starr: "I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS."

* Roberta Flack: "THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE"

* Johnny Nash: "I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW."

* Paul Simon: "FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"

* Commodores: "ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM"

* Marvin Gaye: "I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE NUTS"

* Procol Harem: "A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"

* Leo Sayer: "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING"

* The Temptations: "PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE"

* ABBA: "Denture Queen"

* Elvis: "Heartbreak Hospice"

* Dylan: "Like A Kidney Stone"

* Queen: "We WERE the Champions!"

* Beatles: "With a Little Help From My Meds"

* Dion: "Limp-around Sue"

* The Rolling Stones: "Limping-Jack Flash"

* Tony Orlando: "Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall."

* Helen Reddy: "I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore!"

* Willie Nelson: "On the Throne Again!"

* John Prine: "Pink Cataract"

* John Denver: "Rocky Mountain High Fiber"

* Lesley Gore: "It's My Procedure And I'll Cry If I Want To!"

[drmomentum[$]]

Har!

But that pink cataract is gross.

[wivabef]

Love it, Wormie!

Did you come up with all those or was that an email thing?

[eplovejoy]

Another that I heard of somewhere: The Rolling Stones with "Hey, you, get off of my lawn."

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eplovejoy said

Another that I heard of somewhere: The Rolling Stones with "Hey, you, get off of my lawn."

Love it!!

Elyzabeth - I WISH I were that clever. It was an e-mail.

I think my favorite is "I'll get by with a little help from my meds"