Please, please save us from this Spears affliction

[mjfrombuffalo[$]]

"Role model" for girls who currently admire and aspire to be Courtney Love or a Bratz doll, maybe.

[mtomm[$]]

Isn't the publicist refering to when Brittany was younger and they made a big deal about her being a virgin or something? I agree that she has never been a role model.

[hadassahchana[$]]

Do you guys read the Project Rungay guys' blog? Funniest damn thing. Anyway, they were bemoaning the fact that Britney was now hanging out with Paris Hilton. They felt that Hilton would cause Britney to look like white trash.

[hadassahchana[$]]

Oops, my bad. The Britney rant is on their sister (um) blog called "Project Gay. Second funniest damn thing. Anyway, here is the link. Scroll down to "Emergency Committee Meeting.

Just a tiny taste, and they're talkibg about Birtney's lapse in judgment:

Who was last assigned to advise her? Who allowed that useless piece of white-trash-with-a Gold Card to infiltrate her inner circle? We have gone over this time and time again, but we will reiterate for those of you who were checking your cuticles during the last briefing: HILTON IS NOT FABULOUS. She is vapid and shallow and while normally these are not necessarily considered bad traits by The Committee, she is also cheap and useless and these most definitely ARE considered detriments.

[phoenixx]

Here you go kids, and this is MOST DEFINITELY NSFWK


I repeat


N S F W K


Rated NC 17


Here are the "shots"

ohnotheydidnt: She's Bringin' Slutty Back!

[hadassahchana[$]]

[magenta321]

At least she cleaned it up. She had a lot of stubble in the first set of pics I saw. If you're going to show your coochie-coochie every night, at least have the decency not to have it be hairy :s

[magenta321]

Ok, I've thought about this a lot more.

The first time I heard about this, Britney went to a club with Paris. Britney supposedly got hot while dancing, and took off her satin pants and was wearing only fishnets. Supposedly a waitress realized how drunk she was and felt bad for her, and gave her a skirt to wear. I started thinking that Britney was a dancer... a little bit of dancing in a club should be nothing for her so it seemed very weird. No matter how hot I ever got while dancing (even with leather pants on) I never took my clothes off on the dance floor.

The next thing I knew, Britney was out another night with Paris. Skirt on. No panties. This seemed planned.

Now another night. The ones linked to here don't even look like she's wearing a dress. It looks like 2 shirts? No panties. Paris is grabbing her leg... what is she saying? "Brit, let's wait til the camera man is positioned?"

It's all very purposeful.

So then I began to wonder what is the purpose of showing off a stubbly muff one night and a c-section scar another night.

The only thing I can think of is that she is trying to become more famous by doing nothing. She doesn't have to tour, she doesn't have to record. She can just show her cooch and we'll all tune in. Isn't that where Paris Hilton got her fame. To be honest, I knew Paris Hilton because of her purses. But not many people knew her until that slimebag released the tape he made having sex with her. Once a Night in the Paris Hilton was being discussed, she was catapalted into the lime-light. And, tbh, I felt sorry for her. But, not so much any more.

So, is Brit taking her advice. "Cmon Brit, sex sells."

I think she'd sell more sex if it was when she didn't have bruises on her ass, her c-section scar was more healed, and she made a sex tape or something. Flashing your cooch is only going to get you stares and ridicule.

I wonder if this is all teaser for when Paris and Brit do a sex-tape together.

[pippadaisy[$]]

That is healed... and looks WAY better than my c-section scar, I'll tell you that. Shoot... I'd wear a bikini if mine looked like that. Well, and I weighed a lot less.

[magenta321]

Where is the car's door?

[slick4591[$]]

She has a c-section scar?

[pippadaisy[$]]

Post pictures of a hooch and Slick magically appears.

[emeleel]

Britney: I went*'a little too far' with partying - CNN.com

...and I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far. Anyway, thank God for Victoria's Secrets' new underwear line!

[phoenixx]

From Perez Hilton:

"I've been on the other side to these wild and woolly sluts that we are seeing around our lives these days and I've taken the other side. I started my life out as pretty wild but I have decided, after much growing and living, that it's time that we got nicer. I'm wearing underwear, in fact a lot of underwear. In fact I'm wearing all the underwear that those girls are not wearing - at least two bras and several pairs of panties. Get a life, get a grip. I mean someone should sit those ladies down."
- Bette Midler on the Britneys and Lohans

[mtomm[$]]

I like Bette. This must be one of the reasons why.

[mjfrombuffalo[$]]

I heard a radio commercial yesterday for the musical "The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee." The socially-conscious character was talking about moral bankrupcy and ended her speech saying "Britney Spears, long a Republican supporter, has recently revealed she is anti-bush." I damn near drove off the road laughing when I "got" it.

[mtomm[$]]

Oh, that was witty!

[pippadaisy[$]]

Actually, that's not true. She's supposed to have had several lesbian trysts, including inviting a couple of strippers to spend the night in her hotel room. That's after she got the club, decided her outfit wasn't quite slutty enough, and borrowed a bikini and fishnet from the dancers.

I can't make this stuff up.

[mjfrombuffalo[$]]

Well then let's just say she's against bush when it comes to sporting one of her own.

[pippadaisy[$]]

[pippadaisy[$]]

[hadassahchana[$]]

When #4 wanted to do that to get attention, it was almost funny, except that I said no. When soemone her age....ah, never mind, choir. Sorry.