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Old 09-20-2002, 03:15 PM
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Adieu, fair France! You proved a most worthy opponent.

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Old 09-20-2002, 04:21 PM
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Indeed, you did! May your empire rise again in another era.

In the mean time, we shall erect museums to tell the tale of your civilization and its contributions to European history.
 
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Old 09-20-2002, 05:45 PM
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Ah fair France we knew you well-you put up a fair and decent and noble fight-

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Old 09-24-2002, 12:35 PM
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1909 Fall - builds/disbands

Austria-Hungary
Budapest
Bulgaria
Constantinople
Portugal
Rumania
Serbia
Sevastopol
Spain
Trieste
Vienna
Warsaw
You own eleven supply centers.
You currently have eleven units on the board.
You are not entitled to a build.




England
You own no supply centers.
You currently have no units on the board.
You are not entitled to a build.



France
You own no supply centers.
You currently have one unit on the board.
The GM has disbanded the French Army in Picardy.


Germany
Belgium
Berlin
Brest
Denmark
Holland
Kiel
Liverpool
London
Moscow
Munich
Norway
St. Petersburg
Sweden
You own 13 supply centers.
You currently have ten units on the board.
Please submit an order for three builds.
Quote:
A fleet in Kiel
An army in Berlin
An army in Munich


Italy
Ankara
Greece
Marseilles
Naples
Paris
Rome
Smyrna
Tunis
Venice
You own nine supply centers.
You currently have eight units on the board.
Please submit an order for one build.
Quote:
an army in rome sounds nice


Russia
Edinburgh
You own one supply center.
You currently have one unit on the board.
You are not entitled to a build.




Turkey
You own no supply centers.
You currently have no units on the board.
You are not entitled to a build.







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Old 09-24-2002, 01:04 PM
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1909 Fall final positions.

Austria-Hungary
Fleet Ionian
Fleet Adriatic Sea
Fleet Mid-Atlantic

Army Spain
Army Piedmont
Army Prussia
Army Galicia
Army Serbia
Army Albania
Army Constantinople
Army Armenia



England
No units



France
Army Picardy



Germany
Army Belgium
Army Berlin
Army Burgundy
Army Holland
Army Liverpool
Army London
Army Munich
Army Ruhr
Army Silesia
Fleet Brest
Fleet English Channel
Fleet Kiel
Fleet North Sea




Italy
Army Gascony
Army Marseilles
Army North Africa
Army Paris
Army Rome
Army Tuscany

Fleet Eastern Mediterranean
Fleet Gulf of Lyons
Fleet Tyrrhenian Sea



Russia
Fleet Edinburgh



Turkey
No units.



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Old 09-24-2002, 01:08 PM
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Old 09-24-2002, 01:27 PM
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And then there were three ... (well three and one lost Russian)

Do the great leaders wish to adopt a more frequent schedule?

At this stage in a game I find that the moves start to be more chess-like, with the remaining leaders preferring to skip any negotiating tactics and head straight to submitting moves.

We can keep the current schedule or we can move things up a bit. I can even have it be an unscheduled schedule. By that I mean that as soon as each leader has submitted their moves then I will post the results, then as soon as new moves are submitted by everyone I'll post them too ... etc. etc. ... There would be no deadline - apart from an ASAP one - so if people happen to be ready with their orders every day then great, if it happens to still be every week then that is fine too.

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Old 09-24-2002, 11:25 PM
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1910 Spring moves.

Austria-Hungary
Quote:
The Mid-Atlantic fleet wanders back into the Western Med.
All other units hold.


England
No units



France
No units



Germany
Quote:
Fleet North Sea sails into Edinburgh
Army Liverpool supports Fleet North Sea into Edinburgh


Italy
Quote:
all italian units hold until further notice.


Russia
Fleet Edinburgh



Turkey
No units.



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Austria-Hungary
No adjustments required




England
No adjustments required




France
No adjustments required



Germany
No adjustments required




Italy
No adjustments required




Russia
The Fleet in the English Channel is dislodged by the German Fleet from the North Sea.
Please submit a retreat or disband order for the fleet.



Turkey
No adjustments required





Adustments
If a unit is dislodged then its owner must provide a retreat or disband order.

- A unit may retreat to a space to which it could ordinarily move if unopposed by other units
- It may not retreat to an occupied space
- It may not retreat to the space its attacker came from
- It may not retreat to a space left vacant due to a standoff (in this season).
- Retreats may not be convoyed
- Retreats may not be supported

If it is not possible to retreat to an eligible location then the unit must disband.

Even if there is an eligible location for retreat the owner may chose to disband instead of retreating.

An example of a valid retreat order is:
< great power's name > <unit type - army or fleet > < in > < location from which it was dislodged > < wishes to retreat to valid province name >

An example of a valid disband order is:
< great power's name > < wishes to disband its > < unit type - army or fleet > < in > <location from which it was dislodged >

If no retreat orders are received then the GM will disband the units.





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Old 09-24-2002, 11:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by nicholmere
And then there were three ... (well three and one lost Russian)

Do the great leaders wish to adopt a more frequent schedule?

At this stage in a game I find that the moves start to be more chess-like, with the remaining leaders preferring to skip any negotiating tactics and head straight to submitting moves.

We can keep the current schedule or we can move things up a bit. I can even have it be an unscheduled schedule. By that I mean that as soon as each leader has submitted their moves then I will post the results, then as soon as new moves are submitted by everyone I'll post them too ... etc. etc. ... There would be no deadline - apart from an ASAP one - so if people happen to be ready with their orders every day then great, if it happens to still be every week then that is fine too.

Please send me a PM with your preferences or post them here.
Hmmm ... my vote would be for the unscheduled schedule. Though the game shouldn't last too much longer in any case (unless my allies have a sudden and unwelcome change of heart).

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Old 09-25-2002, 02:07 AM
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Originally posted by soxfan


Hmmm ... my vote would be for the unscheduled schedule. Though the game shouldn't last too much longer in any case (unless my allies have a sudden and unwelcome change of heart).

Ailsa
I'll ditto the unscheduled schedule(say that ten times fast whew that's a tounge twister )

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Old 09-26-2002, 03:58 PM
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1910 Spring Adjustment orders.

Austria-Hungary
No adjustments required




England
No adjustments required




France
No adjustments required



Germany
No adjustments required




Italy
No adjustments required




Russia
The Fleet in the English Channel is dislodged by the German Fleet from the North Sea.
Please submit a retreat or disband order for the fleet.
civil disorder
No orders were received for the fleet.
The GM has disbanded the fleet.



Turkey
No adjustments required




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Old 10-02-2002, 12:17 PM
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Shake The day the war stood still.

Hmm ....


The world would be a very happy place if the three of you were in control


Now, it is not as if I, as your GM, wish to advocate the violent and bloody destruction of your friends, however, I do wish to point out that one cannot win a war unless one goes to war.

pacifist thought: of course there would always be peace if there was no war to win

As we near the final stage of the game please allow me to set the collective minds of your kindhearted souls to rest: YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS!

Now, I do not mean that in a nasty way, naturally, I merely wish to give you the freedom to take action and to absolve you of any guilty feelings you may have regarding said action. In other words "Get thee to a gunnery!"

Now, should you all wish to continue the game, and by "continue" I mean "MOVE SOMEWHERE" you may wish to perceive the game as one akin to the strategic competition known as Chess. There is little, as in none, need to make a pretense of diplomatic motions, it is assumed that each player has the same goal: To acquire the most supply centers. You will each have a place on the medal podium. You are all winners. Now is the time to determine the colour of your medals.

Go Forth.
Fear Not.
Move the thing ... and that other thing!
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Old 10-02-2002, 12:48 PM
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To my most noble allies,

Am I correct in assuming that we still wish to announce a draw?

If this is not the case, please inform me, and I will take appropriate measures.

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Bravo!
That's what I wanted to hear: Axis once again shows it's strength and restrain... Woo to all those strategists who consider that central powers are in disadvantage. You proved them wrong once again.

I salut you!
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Old 10-02-2002, 02:05 PM
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Cheers-I"m still in the mood for a draw-how about it Austria?
 
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Old 10-02-2002, 02:15 PM
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Draw? Couldn't we paint instead? Three pretty colors all over the map...

Er, sorry, yes! A draw it is.
 
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Dang!

I was planning on sitting in exile in Rio, sipping cocktails and watching the axis rip itself to shreds. Oh well, better go watch a film instead...

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I think you people are simply much too nice to be playing a vicious game like DIPLOMACY. Nice people like you should play nice games like MORNINGTON CRESCENT.
 
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Old 10-03-2002, 07:28 PM
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Quote:
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I think you people are simply much too nice to be playing a vicious game like DIPLOMACY. Nice people like you should play nice games like MORNINGTON CRESCENT.
what's "Mornington Crescent"? Never heard of it! hey, we gave you plenty of opportunities to surrender and join in the draw but noooooo, you guys just had to be taken out the hard way-

oh well, we did what we planed on doing so neener neeener neener-we won PHHHHTTTHHHHH
 
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I started a "Mornington Crescent" thread a while back, I was hoping to find someone else who was familiar with it so we might have a game and maybe others would learn from watching us and join in the next game. No luck, unfortunately. But some of the things that happen in eaforums "Diplomacy" games look to me like people would really rather be playing "Mornington Crescent."

I will bump the Mornington Crescent thread so that you can get all the info...
 
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