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08-04-2002, 02:05 PM
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You know the drill. PM me your captions. Multiple submissions gladly accepted.
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08-05-2002, 02:23 PM
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Here, for your voting pleasure, are the submissions:
1) "Mary began to suspect that taking her pet salmon along on dates was not going to get her a husband"
2) "Charlie's last thoughts were centered on the irony that he would be bronzed and transformed into a quasi-cannibalistic tuna can opener."
3) "I'm NOT ticklish!"
4) "I'm an endangered species I tell ya, put me back!"
5) "Thursday afternoon's performance of Madama Butterfly took much longer than expected due to Signora Pesci's frequent need for air which was satisfied by leaping into a nearby pond."
6) "Chef Suzuki Yamamoto opens the world's first do-it-yourself sushi bar."
7) "Rolly-Polly fish heads, eat them up, yum."
8) "...and that's why I carry the Halibut Express Card. Don't leave shore without it."
9) "Salmon enchanted evening...You may be the main course...You may be the main course...Across my dinner plate"
10) "Got fish?"
11) "Do you ever feel like the world is one gigantic fish hook and you are the bait?"
Let us know which one is your favorite.
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08-05-2002, 02:31 PM
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08-05-2002, 02:34 PM
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Yikes, this is getting hard! I'm torn between 4 different captions! I'll be back later to narrow it down! |
08-05-2002, 02:34 PM
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9!!!!!
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08-05-2002, 02:47 PM
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8. 
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08-05-2002, 02:53 PM
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Ok, I'm back - It's number 9, but there are three very close seconds! |
08-05-2002, 03:15 PM
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#5
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08-05-2002, 03:47 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by quasar
Let us know which one is your favorite.
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These are getting better and better 
Hmmm ... I'll go with the smart talking fish. Quote:
4) "I'm an endangered species I tell ya, put me back!"
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08-06-2002, 12:20 AM
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#8  |
08-06-2002, 12:27 AM
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08-06-2002, 02:20 AM
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08-06-2002, 09:09 AM
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Feel free to start guessing who wrote the captions.
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08-06-2002, 10:07 AM
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Eight -- no, six --
no, eight.
No way I can guess the writers....
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08-06-2002, 07:04 PM
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#9! 
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08-07-2002, 12:05 AM
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I think that #9 is MNM.
Am I right?
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08-07-2002, 12:11 AM
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#9 is not MNM |
08-07-2002, 12:29 AM
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Then, is it JP?
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08-07-2002, 12:57 AM
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Nope, #9 is not JP |
08-07-2002, 07:20 AM
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Ok, I give up. Will you please post the list of who wrote what?
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08-07-2002, 08:46 AM
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I'll give it a little longer in case Eye should stumble in. I'm going to post the answers to #8 now.
I will put you out of your misery and tell you that I wrote #9 (and I'll not even give you any sort of guilt trip for not thinking of me  )
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08-07-2002, 11:39 AM
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Sorry, didn't mean to keep you waiting.
Fresh from my previous complete failure, I offer the following guesses: Quote: Originally posted by quasar
1) "Mary began to suspect that taking her pet salmon along on dates was not going to get her a husband"
| taurusmoon Quote: |
2) "Charlie's last thoughts were centered on the irony that he would be bronzed and transformed into a quasi-cannibalistic tuna can opener."
| JP kurt_messick Quote: |
4) "I'm an endangered species I tell ya, put me back!"
| MJ Quote: |
5) "Thursday afternoon's performance of Madama Butterfly took much longer than expected due to Signora Pesci's frequent need for air which was satisfied by leaping into a nearby pond."
| MNM Quote: |
6) "Chef Suzuki Yamamoto opens the world's first do-it-yourself sushi bar."
| JP Quote: |
7) "Rolly-Polly fish heads, eat them up, yum."
| theworm Quote: |
8) "...and that's why I carry the Halibut Express Card. Don't leave shore without it."
| mrisch Quote: |
9) "Salmon enchanted evening...You may be the main course...You may be the main course...Across my dinner plate"
| quasar -- yes, that makes sense hadassahchana Quote: |
11) "Do you ever feel like the world is one gigantic fish hook and you are the bait?"
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08-07-2002, 11:42 AM
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correct on #7 |
08-07-2002, 01:41 PM
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