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10-17-2003, 12:23 PM
|  | Geeky goof | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Boston, Mass.
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| | Lateral thinking puzzle: a man walks into a bar ... | |
Another one for you folks:
A man who wanted a drink walked into a bar. Before he could say a word, he was knocked unconscious. Why?
Ailsa
P.S. This and previous puzzles are from Lateral Thinking Puzzles, by Paul Sloane. I highly recommend it.  |
10-17-2003, 12:24 PM
|  | In Spanish, I'm Marijuana | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lawn-Guy-Land, NY
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| | Re: Lateral thinking puzzle: a man walks into a bar ... | |
Because he hit his head on the bar when he walked into it?
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10-17-2003, 12:28 PM
|  | Hot and Juicy | | Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: off campus
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| | Re: Lateral thinking puzzle: a man walks into a bar ... | |
MJ beat me too it! |
10-17-2003, 12:28 PM
| | Geeky goof | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Boston, Mass.
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| | Re: Lateral thinking puzzle: a man walks into a bar ... | |
Ack! You're too good at this, MJ. Off to find another one ... |
10-17-2003, 12:38 PM
| | In Spanish, I'm Marijuana | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lawn-Guy-Land, NY
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| | Re: Lateral thinking puzzle: a man walks into a bar ... | |
OMG! Sorry, I was making a joke, I didn't realize it's the real answer!
You know the joke, "two men walked into a bar, which is kinda funny since you'd have thought the second guy would've seen the first guy hit it"
or its variant "So a guy walks into a bar..." Me (interrupting) "Did it hurt?"
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It's extraordinary to me that the United States can find $700 billion to save Wall Street and the entire G8 can't find $25 billion dollars to save 25,000 children who die every day from preventable diseases.~ Bono |
10-17-2003, 12:45 PM
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| | Re: Lateral thinking puzzle: a man walks into a bar ... | |
Or the one where the horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" |
10-17-2003, 12:54 PM
| | In Spanish, I'm Marijuana | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lawn-Guy-Land, NY
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| | Re: Lateral thinking puzzle: a man walks into a bar ... | |
Or the termite who goes into the bar, hops up on the barstool, and asks the guy next to him "'Scuse me, where's the bar tender?"
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