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Old 11-04-2003, 12:29 AM
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Another groaner lateral thinking puzzle

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3 guys get stranded in the middle of a lake in their boat. They're okay, but just dyin' for a smoke. They've got a pack of cigarettes, but no matches or lighters. Yet, after a few minutes of thinking, they're all puffing away.

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Re: Another groaner lateral thinking puzzle

Someone uses their eyeglasses (someone nearsighted) to light the first one.

Works nearly as well as a magnifying glass.
 
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Old 11-04-2003, 09:29 AM
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Re: Another groaner lateral thinking puzzle

A lightbulb goes off over one of their heads, and that's enough to set off a cigarette.
 
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Re: Another groaner lateral thinking puzzle

Were they actually puffing on the cigarettes, or where they puffing because their lungs were bursting from the effort of trying to get back to land?
 
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Re: Another groaner lateral thinking puzzle

Someone uses their eyeglasses (someone nearsighted) to light the first one. Heh. Clever, but no.

A lightbulb goes off over one of their heads, and that's enough to set off a cigarette. I thought of this one, too - but no.



Were they actually puffing on the cigarettes, or where they puffing because their lungs were bursting from the effort of trying to get back to land? Puffing on the lit cigarettes.

 
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Sorry about the weird bolding on the last one, I can't get the quote to unbold to save my life.
 
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Oh. I really thought that I had it figured out. I was so proud of myself, too!
 
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One of them gets out of the boat, making it lighter?
 
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One of them gets out of the boat, making it lighter? You're getting there!
 
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They swim to shore and get the lighter from their car?
 
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They swim to shore and get the lighter from their car?

Nope, they never leave the boat.
 
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I got it now.
 
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