12/9 Day 2 Virtual Gift exchange

**theworm**[$] · #1 12-09-2003, 11:53 AM

You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not pout.
I’m telling you why -
Santa Worm is coming to town!

Delivering gifts,
And spreading delight.
Laughing her butt off
When your guesses aren’t right.
Santa Worm is coming to town.

She sees you when you’re posting.
She knows when you’re on-line.
She knows if you’ve been mean or nice
So please treat each other fine!

Oh, you better spread joy.
You better have fun.
We’ll keep sending presents
Till the gift gaming is done.
Santa Worm is coming to town!
!santa

**theworm**[$] · #2 12-09-2003, 01:32 PM

Anybody out there? I know I've delivered some gifts already. I've been quite busy, actually!

**conradd** · #3 12-09-2003, 01:46 PM

I'll post mine after a while. Keeping it all to myself for right now.

Yowsa!!

Deb

**thinkerlady**[$] · #4 12-09-2003, 01:57 PM

I love this page!!! I saved it to share with some other teacher friends!!! Thank you!!!

**theworm**[$] · #5 12-09-2003, 01:57 PM

LOL! I know what it is (Santa gets to peak), and I can understand why!!!

**conradd** · #6 12-09-2003, 02:29 PM

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My Secret Santa said

'Tis the season
Spread the Joy
Have yourself
Your own boy toy
Even though
You do like Norm
Here's a man
In uniform

LOL, this person has me figured out. I do like a man in uniform.

Norm in a uniform would be a plus.

Deb

**mjfrombuffalo**[$] · #7 12-09-2003, 04:09 PM

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Oh, dear. It's day two, and I still don't have a present. Would you like a muffin while I go look for something appropriate?

The attached link sent me to
http://www.muffinfilms.com/index.htm

Remember, never talk to a muffin tree.

EARWORM WARNING. If you click the link to the muffin films and play the last film (the Muffinale), the song will be stuck in your head for the rest of the afternoon.

eplovejoy · #8 12-09-2003, 04:53 PM

My second gift indicates that my Santa has read at least one of my reviews, a piece in which I mention not having been able to buy an Alice Cooper album when I was in grade school because the record store in Ipswich was sold out.

_____

For the second day, here's the record which Ipswich was unable to provide:

**theworm**[$] · #9 12-09-2003, 04:55 PM

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mjfrombuffalo said

The attached link sent me to
http://www.muffinfilms.com/index.htm

EARWORM WARNING. If you click the link to the muffin films and play the last film (the Muffinale), the song will be stuck in your head for the rest of the afternoon.

There's a worm in your muffin, dear MJ, dear MJ, there's a worm in your muffin, dear MJ, a worm!

*emeleel* · #10 12-09-2003, 05:12 PM

Yowza indeed, Deb! What a hunk!

My Santa has paid attention to my latest sig line:

Quote:

At Christmas it's rare
to be wearing the green
But in this Christmas hat,
your Irish is seen!

**hadassahchana**[$] · #11 12-09-2003, 07:57 PM

My new gift is just adorable! Here's a photo, and my poem:

I've heard that you have quite a way with the critters
In fact you're so nice, they never get jitters
So for this next gift, I've tracked down a cute smile
From a squirrel I once knew - I hope it's worthwhile!

Hint: I'm not actually personally acquainted with this squirrel, but I do know someone who is.

Hmm...my Santa is the friend of a friend of this squirrel. Cool!

Cindy

**lynnzop**[$] · #12 12-09-2003, 08:08 PM

Someone knows I like flowers

They are lovely and don't make me sneeze at all!

And Wine. :lick:

That would be enough to keep me in stock for quite a while! And the winery that they are from is running a contest:
WIN A CASE OF WINE IN OUR 20TH ANNIVERSARY
“WHINE-ABOUT-WINE” CONTEST!
20 Prize Cases of wine for your Best Chaddsford Winery Story

Hmm. Too bad I've never been there!

I do have a guess now, but I'll keep it to myself for a day or two.

Thanks Santa!!!

Lynn

eris esoteric · #13 12-09-2003, 08:39 PM

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Eris, I know from reading your posts that you are a Discordian. I won't even pretend that I understand all of it, but I have read some of the material and find it intriguing.

Maybe you have seen these links before, but I thought you might get a kick out of them.

Discordian Quotes A Discordian's Christmas in Chicago

I looked for some Discordian merchandise online, but couldn't find anything. Darn it, I wanted to get you t-shirt that said Nice computers don't go down...

Your clue for today on my identity is that I find most religions or beliefs interesting, and I ask a lot of questions when someone wants to talk about theirs.

I'm being stalked! I'm being stalked! As Calvin says... Santa: kindly old elf or CIA spook?

susanwhipple · #14 12-09-2003, 08:59 PM

Here's my Tuesday gift. How pretty. If it was real I could wear it to my work party this Saturday.:

To add some sparkle to your holiday festivities:

**Joubert**[$] · #15 12-09-2003, 10:51 PM

My Santa gave everyone a gift, but especially me. Thanks, Saint Nic--

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Now, no peeking! You don't want to find out too early who your Santa is, right?

So you'll have to take my word and not go look. Your present for today is a gift of health, a gift for something you hold dear. I've fired up the Genome @ Home project and am merrily chugging proteins in your name. Or, at least, dedicated to you.

cristina1 · #16 12-09-2003, 11:03 PM

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theworm said

Couldn't help but think of you, hope this makes your holidays brighter!

I have a couple of these myself so I hope it counts for me. too.

Thanks, Secret Santa! What a great plaque (and oh, so true

) And now I have a great clue to your identity, but I am saving my guesses!

sleeper54 · #17 12-10-2003, 12:42 AM

..
Day one and day two shared together . . .only because it has been tough recently to even get on here....

Monday, Day One:

???

and

more scratching of my head...

I have no idea of the why...

and Tuesday, Day Two:

http://www.catchat.net/bast6.htm

Very..nicely..done.

...tom...
' and no, secret santa, I have no idea of who . . . '

**jgibson2**[$] · #18 12-10-2003, 01:01 AM

Monday's gift -- something to soothe the savage beast after a hectic day:
a lovely bowl of chocolates -- but I can't transfer the image here, so you'll just have to imagine it.

Tuesday's gift was a little something to protect me from myself. I'm 0 for 2 on transferring images, but it was an ergonomic keyboard. I gather someone didn't care for the peek at the insides of my wrists.

**taurusmoon** · #19 12-10-2003, 09:40 AM

My Santa not only went digging into my obscure reviews but is an excellent shopper. This stuff's not easy to find!

Quote:

For today's gift, I've found something neat,
As special treat for hands and feet!
So, sit back, take off your shoe,
Or moisturize your elbows too!

http://www.gnature.com/EssentielElements/EETHT.html

Ahhhhhhhhhh.

theeye · #20 12-10-2003, 11:07 AM

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theworm said

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I realize you're not real active 'over there' (at least regarding writing.) Perhaps something by one of our own members here (no not me!) might inspire a few minutes of relaxing reading.

Savage Beauty: The Life of...

Your secret Santa

My secret Santa knows What I Like.

**drmomentum**[$] · #21 12-10-2003, 12:46 PM

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Until you get your kitchen done
There is no place for outdoor fun.

But you've worked hard - let's find a way
to combine both work and play

Here's an outdoor Christmas surprise
to bake your famous pizza pies:

The elves in view are just on loan
they'll return to their North Pole home.

Someone really likes me!

-JP