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05-11-2005, 06:24 PM
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How do elephants get up trees?
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05-11-2005, 07:49 PM
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Very carefully?
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05-11-2005, 08:29 PM
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Was a really big helicopter and firehose involved? |
05-11-2005, 09:05 PM
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By trading in their down trees?
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05-11-2005, 09:11 PM
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They sit on an acorn and fall asleep.
How do elephants get down from trees?
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05-11-2005, 09:16 PM
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They don't. They get down from ducks.
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05-11-2005, 09:26 PM
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They swing on vines like Tarzan.
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05-11-2005, 09:45 PM
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When they are chased by a really ferocious mouse |
05-11-2005, 09:58 PM
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Any way they want to. You want to argue with an elephant? |
05-11-2005, 11:09 PM
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Silly people. They sit on a leaf and wait until fall.
How does an elephant HIDE in a cherry tree?
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05-12-2005, 12:14 AM
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Quote: | eris esoteric said
Silly people. They sit on a leaf and wait until fall.
How does an elephant HIDE in a cherry tree? | You forgot one, Eris 
Why are crocodiles long, thin and flat?
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05-12-2005, 08:51 AM
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Because they were under the tree when the elephant got down.
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05-12-2005, 03:12 PM
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Very good, Sara. You have earned your Elephant Jokes merit badge
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05-12-2005, 03:21 PM
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so how does an elephant hide in a cherry tree? |
05-12-2005, 03:28 PM
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Very good, Sara. You have earned your Elephant Jokes merit badge |
I'm so proud.
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05-12-2005, 04:18 PM
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so how does an elephant hide in a cherry tree? | He paints his toenails red?
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05-12-2005, 10:01 PM
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He paints his toenails red? | Exactly.
How do you know if an elephant's been hiding in your refridgerator?
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05-12-2005, 10:21 PM
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You can see its footprints in the cheesecake.
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05-13-2005, 08:25 AM
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Close enough. (Personally, I prefer butterdish, but only because butterdish is a funnier word. And I don't like to think of desecrating cheesecake.)
How do you put a giraffe in your refridgerator?
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05-13-2005, 08:33 AM
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you take out the elephant and put in the giraffe
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05-13-2005, 09:27 AM
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Amy! It's..You open the door, take the elephant out and put the giraffe in. |
05-13-2005, 09:37 AM
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Wormie's got that one.
What goes THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! *squish* ?
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05-13-2005, 09:40 AM
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The elephant walking away from the refridgerator with butter (or cheesecake) on his foot? | |
