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Old 02-03-2002, 06:49 PM
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Due to some telegraphic mixups, the Italian army stationed in the Piedmont pointed the traditional fireworks cannons towards Marseilles rather than out over the bay as they should have been instructed to do. I hope there are no hard feelings. The general in charge has been removed and his family ostrich plumes confiscated for the good of the empire.
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Post 1902 Fall Orders

The following are the orders received by your OyI-GM Katrinka.

All orders were successful unless otherwise indicated.


Austria-Hungary
The Austro-Hungarian directors have decided on a new show for 1903 and concentrate on rehersal for now...
Ionian Sea Fleet holds (go-for)
Serbia Army holds (costumes)
Budapest Army holds (stage)
Galicia Army supports Rumania Army move to Ukraine (lights)
and finally
Rumania Army moves to Ukraine (ta-da!)
Quiet on the set! And from the top, again... :violin:


England
My fleet in St. Petersburg (North Coast) sets sail for the Barents Sea.
My army in Norway marches overland into St. Petersburg.
My army in Belgium advances into Picardy.
My fleet in the North Sea sets sail for the aptly-named English Channel.
- Failed - My fleet in the Irish Sea sails into the Mid-Atlantic Ocean. - Bounces with the French Fleet from Spain's North Coast headed to the Mid-Atlantic Ocean -


France
- Failed - My Fleet in Marceilles sails into The Gulf Of Lyons - Bounces with the Italian Fleet from the Tyrrhenian Sea headed for the Gulf of Lyon -
- Failed - My army in Gascony marches into Marceilles - The Fleet in Marseilles could not leave, therefore the Army from Gascony may not move to Marseilles. -
My Parisan Army moves into Burgandy
- Failed - My Fleet in Spain North Coast moves into the mid-atlantic - Bounces with the English Fleet from the Irish Sea headed to the Mid-Atlantic Ocean -
- Failed - My Army in Portugal moves into Spain - The Fleet in Spain's North Coast could not leave, therefore the Army from Portugal may not move to Spain. -


Germany
Lady Margarethe's Berlin Army moves to Prussia,
Lady Margarethe's Sweden Army holds, - Note: The German unit in Sweden is a Fleet, not an army. This does not alter the unit's final location, since it is staying put. However, incorrectly naming the type of a unit might result in an invalid order depending on what the unit is ordered to do.
and finally, Lady Margarethe's Ruhr Army moves to Holland


Italy
- Failed - The Italian Fleet in the Tyrrhenian Sea moves to the Gulf of Lyons - Bounces with the French Fleet from Marseilles headed to the Gulf of Lyon -
- Failed - The Italian Fleet in the Western Mediterranean supports the other Italian Fleet's move to the Gulf of Lyons. - Invalid support order. Please see the on-line rules page seven, the section "Writing a Support Order" - The support order must include the "... type, current location, and destination of the unit receiving support ..." -
The Italian Army in the Piedmont holds position.
The Italian Army in Venice holds position.


Russia
- Civil Disorder - No Orders were received for the following units:
Army Ukraine
Army Warsaw
Fleet Baltic Sea


Turkey
The Sword of Allah regiment, currently stationed in Bulgaria, will hold.
The Armor of Allah regiment, currently stationed in Constantinople, will support the regiment in Bulgaria.
The Anvil of Allah regiment, currently stationed in Sevastapol, will advance into Moscow.
The Sails of Allah fleet, currently in the Black Sea, will move into Sevastapol.
- Failed - The Wind of Allah fleet, currently in the Eastern Mediterranean, will advance into the Ionian Sea. - Ionian Sea is occupied by an Austrian Fleet. -


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Old 02-05-2002, 11:40 PM
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1902 Fall Adjustments

Austria-Hungary
No Adjustments required


England
No Adjustments required


France
No Adjustments required


Germany
No Adjustments required


Italy
No Adjustments required


Russia
The Army in the Ukraine has been successfully attacked by the Austrian Army from Rumania with support from the Austrian Army in Galicia. There is no place for the Russian Army from the Ukraine to retreat, therefore it has been disbanded by the GM.


Turkey
No Adjustments required


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Old 02-06-2002, 12:02 AM
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Post 1902 Fall Positions after the moves/adjusts; prior to the players' builds/disbands

Austria-Hungary
Army Budapest
Army Galicia
Army Serbia
Army Ukraine
Fleet Ionian Sea


England
Army Picardy
Army St. Petersburg
Fleet Barents Sea
Fleet English Channel
Fleet Irish Sea


France
Army Burgandy
Army Gascony
Army Portugal
Fleet Marseilles
Fleet Spain - North Coast


Germany
Army Holland
Army Prussia
Fleet Sweden


Italy
Army Piedmont
Army Venice
Fleet Tyrrhenian Sea
Fleet Western Mediterranean


Russia
Army Warsaw
Fleet Baltic Sea


Turkey
Army Bulgaria
Army Constantinople
Army Moscow
Fleet Eastern Mediterranean
Fleet Sevastopol


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In the name of Allah, the Inexorable, the Just:

We have returned from the ceremony that witnessed the raising of the Turkish crescent flag over the spires of St. Basil's Cathedral. After consulting with our decorators, Red Square will now be "Blue Square", and the Kremlin will now be known as the "Sultan's Rec Room".

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Old 02-06-2002, 12:50 AM
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Post 1902 F Supply Center Totals after the adjustments have been processed

Since the only adjustment required for Fall 1902 was the automatic disband of the Russian Army in the Ukraine, I have gone ahead with the posting of the 1902 F Supply Center totals. The schedule remains the same though, ie. you have until Thursday at 9 PM to submit your orders for builds/disbands.


Austria-Hungary
Budapest
Greece
Trieste
Rumania
Serbia
Vienna
You currently have five units on the board, but you are entitled to six.
Please submit your builds for one new unit.


England
Belgium
Edinburgh
Liverpool
London
Norway
St. Petersburg
You currently have five units on the board, but you are entitled to six.
Please submit your builds for one new unit.


France
Brest
Marseilles
Paris
Portugal
Spain
You currently have five units on the board, and you are entitled to five.
You are not permitted any builds.


Germany
Berlin
Denmark
Holland
Kiel
Munich
Sweden
You currently have three units on the board, but you are entitled to six.
Please submit your builds for three new units.


Italy
Naples
Rome
Tunis
Venice
You currently have four units on the board, but you are entitled to four.
You are not permitted any builds.


Russia
Warsaw
You currently have two units on the board, but you are entitled to one.
Please submit a disband order for one of your units.


Turkey
Ankara
Bulgaria
Constantinople
Moscow
Sevastopol
Smyrna
You currently have five units on the board, but you are entitled to six.
Please submit your builds for one new unit.


Build and Disband Information
Your builds and/or disbands must be submitted by 9 PM EST on Thursday, February 7th.
You may only build a unit on one of your home provinces, and it must be one of the provinces with a supply center.
Here is an example of a valid build order:
-Great Power Name- would like to build a -unit type (fleet or army)- in -province name-.
Here is an example of a valid disband order:
-Great Power Name- would like to disband the -unit type (fleet or army)- in -province name-.
Note: If you are building a fleet on a province that has two coasts, eg. St. Petersburg, you would have to specify which coast (North or South).


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Old 02-06-2002, 01:48 AM
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I would like to comment on some of the orders that have failed because they were invalid. My apologies in advance to those whose orders I am singling out as invalid, it's nothing personal


An order to support another unit to move must include the following:
- The type and current location of the unit providing the support
- The type, current location, and destination of the unit receiving the support.

This order,
The Italian Fleet in the Western Mediterranean supports the other Italian Fleet's move to the Gulf of Lyons,
failed because it did not specify the current location of the unit receiving the support.

This order,
The Anvil of Allah regiment, stationed in Sevastapol, supports an Austrian advance into Ukraine.,
failed because it did not specify the type or current location of the unit receiving the support.

Compare that to this successful convoy order combination:

Her Majesty's Army in London crosses the North Sea into Norway.
Her Majesty's Fleet in the North Sea convoys the above-referenced army from London into Norway.

Although the second order said "above-referenced army" it still gave the current location of the Army. If the orders had been written as:
Her Majesty's Army in London crosses the North Sea into Norway.
Her Majesty's Fleet in the North Sea convoys the above-referenced army into Norway.

It would have been invalid and would have failed. Each unit's order must contain the required sections - type and current location of the supporting/convoying unit and the type, current location, and destination of the unit receiving support to move or convoyed.


In each of three examples of invalid orders it would have been possible for me to assume what the intent was, however as GM I cannot process the orders based on assumptions. I am certain I would be right 90% of the time , but ruling based on my assumptions would reduce my ability to remain impartial. Besides, there is always the possibility that the order was deliberately written in an invalid format. If you are in doubt as to how an order, (support, convoy, hold, or move) would be processed please feel free to ask in advance.

Apart from the occasional invalid order I think that everyone has done quite well with their order writing so far. I certainly appreciate all the humour and unique writing styles that everyone has shown. You have shown that order writing does not have to be just a F BLAH to BLAH, as long as you incorporate all the necessary parts to make a valid order then you can be as creative as you wish with the rest of the order. In fact we at the GM headquarters and your observers our there in the cyber bleachers are counting on it

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Old 02-06-2002, 02:28 AM
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It looks like Bolsheviks are showing their discontent with Tzarina earlier then expected... Hmmm, it must have been her choice in accessories.

On the other hand the history seems to be destined to repeat itself: the revolution did not take hold of Germany. Probably the Polish stopped Communism again. As a matter of fact Kaizer looks ready for some real dance, let's prepare the floor!

I'm all for regatta we were observing this fall as long as my dancing shoes don't get wet.

A round of applause to everyone: good show!

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Thank you, dear Katherine, for the clarification regarding invalid orders. I must suitably reward the clerk in charge of submitting England's orders, as it appears he has saved the Empire much time and money that would have been otherwise wasted in maintaining idle troops.

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You have shown that order writing does not have to be just a F BLAH to BLAH, as long as you incorporate all the necessary parts to make a valid order then you can be as creative as you wish with the rest of the order. In fact we at the GM headquarters and your observers our there in the cyber bleachers are counting on it
hey are you trying to tell me something? :p
 
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hey are you trying to tell me something? :p


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I hope we are not being made example of: Austria lead is quite a daunting task to follow. One way or the other, as our famous compatriot said: “I’ll be back” (shall I add: with more ), so take cover...

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Pardon me, but I would like a moment to discuss the recent turn of events within this forum.

Lady Katherine, our beloved GM, has just suggested a way for us to submit our orders in a way that is both efficient, yet entertaining.

I do not believe that she meant to single out any of these wonderful countries who are represented here. I do believe we may see some interesting orders in the future, however.

In Diplomacy,

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Old 02-07-2002, 10:32 PM
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Post 1902 Build orders

All build orders were valid unless otherwise indicated.


Austria-Hungary
Entitled to build one unit and has submitted the following:

The need to expand violin section prompts the following "promotion":
Austrian high society tucks the tails and aligns bows to be
admitted into new Army in Vienna.
Be gentle with them; the only thing they usually do in unison is clapping
their hands...



England
Entitled to build one unit and has submitted the following:
England would like to build a unit of Her Majesty's Army in London.


France
Not entitled to a build.


Germany
Entitled to build three units and has submitted the following:

Germany wishes to build an army in Munich
Germany wishes to build an army in Berlin
Germany wishes to build a fleet in Kiel



Italy
Not entitled to a build.


Russia
Required to disband one unit, but submitted no orders = Civil Disorder
Following the Civil Disorder Removals rules, your OyI-GM Katrinka has disbanded the Fleet in the Baltic Sea.


Turkey
Entitled to build one unit and has submitted the following:

The Sultan will build a new fleet in the province of Smyrna.



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Old 02-08-2002, 01:16 AM
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1902 Final Positions - Map

 

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Old 02-08-2002, 01:26 AM
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1902 Final Positions.

Austria-Hungary
Army Budapest
Army Galicia
Army Serbia
Army Ukraine
Army Vienna
Fleet Ionian Sea


England
Army London
Army Picardy
Army St. Petersburg
Fleet Barents Sea
Fleet English Channel
Fleet Irish Sea


France
Army Burgandy
Army Gascony
Army Portugal
Fleet Marseilles
Fleet Spain - North Coast


Germany
Army Berlin
Army Holland
Army Munich
Army Prussia
Fleet Kiel
Fleet Sweden


Italy
Army Piedmont
Army Venice
Fleet Tyrrhenian Sea
Fleet Western Mediterranean


Russia
Army Warsaw


Turkey
Army Bulgaria
Army Constantinople
Army Moscow
Fleet Eastern Mediterranean
Fleet Sevastopol
Fleet Smyrna


Great Leaders: Your Spring 1903 orders are due by Tuesday, February 12th at 9 PM EST.


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OHHHHH I like the map-it looks so much better than the one I have here-colored with crayons

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Many thanks for the very detailed (and quite colorful) map. I have instructed my staff to make wall-size reproductions, so that all of my theater commanders have it as a reference.

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Am I supposed to turn all those pretty designs red?
I'm positively heartbroken. You don't even realise how very painful it is going to be...

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