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Old 03-14-2002, 01:02 AM
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Where is the GM?

GM ANNOUNCEMENT



Hello Great Leaders,

I expect to be unavailable for Diplomacy Q&As between Thursday March 14th and Monday March 18th. However, unless someone objects I still plan to stick to our schedule. Fall 1905 moves are still due Tuesday March 19th.

If you have any objections please send me a PM or post a reply in our Diplomacy thread.


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Old 03-17-2002, 02:55 PM
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I think GM has some major logistics on her mind right now so while the orders for Austria shall be issued, any delay in processing would be absolutely understood.

My sources also inform me that the "all important package" has been delivered and the responsible parties have all the reasons to celebrate. It is the policy of this government to approve of such efficient and professional behaviour. It shall be commemorated by commissioning of a piece for string quartet as well as a brand new drinking song (to keep with the St Patty weekend theme).

Aside of the official: I look forward to some frontline report from our well travelled Alek. I'm sure he followed "the logistics" very closely. One might almost say he had a personal stake in it...


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Old 03-19-2002, 09:58 PM
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De Talkville writes:

Our imperious games master has intoned that the deadline for submitting moves remains 9pm tonight. However, due to a dalliance with a suntanning 7 pound 14 ounce babe, she won't be able to actually do anything about posting the results of said moves until she returns.

Your understanding is greatly appreciated.

I believe her words were something along the lines of "We'll work it all out when I get back."

AdK.

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[Mommy and daughter doing very well. Phototherapy on Julia means that they'll be there one more night (Tonight), but she's responding well, and only has yellowish skin where the eye-protectors are, making her look vaguely like a raccoon.]
 
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Old 03-20-2002, 02:25 AM
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Mr. De Talkville,

Please extend our warm wishes to our fair and lovely GM. We wish her and her new babe well. Tell her to take her time. Diplomacy can wait.

Margarethe, who is anxious for this season to be revealed, but can also appreciate a mother bonding with her baby.
 
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Old 03-21-2002, 02:35 AM
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The posting of the official results has been delayed one further day, due to the continued suntanning of the baby Julia.

Hang tight, international relations.

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Old 03-21-2002, 03:09 AM
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Take as long as you need-The world can wait-Julia is much more important!

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Mr DeTalkville, why don't you suggest to her that she takes this week off. I know I for one, would not mind. I doubt anyone else would. That would mean we could keep the same schedule and everything, and that once you get Julia home, she's not worrying about this game.

I really hate to think she'd come home and one of the first things she'd tend to is this game. When Julia is cleared to come home, I hope she is the focus of all the attention, not this game.

Tell her Germany will declare war on any country or GM that does not agree to this.
 
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Old 03-21-2002, 01:05 PM
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I'll second that!
 
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Old 03-21-2002, 01:11 PM
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And just think--someday you can tell Julia that she was responsible for the temporary cessation of war and treachery. The whole world stopped and took notice of her birth!
 
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England concurs. :thumbs:

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Old 03-21-2002, 07:50 PM
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And France Agrees-take all the time you need!

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Old 03-22-2002, 01:07 AM
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So we have it. France, England, Germany and Austria-Hungary have a treaty forcing GM into submission. She must not return until Tuesday at the earliest.

You don't want to mess with an alliance between France, England, Germany and Austria-Hungary.
 
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Old 03-22-2002, 01:18 AM
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Add Italy to the list.

My pedicure needs time to set properly.

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Old 03-22-2002, 01:23 AM
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When Julia is older, you must tell her that this is the first time that the majority of Europe all agreed on something politically.
 
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Old 03-22-2002, 11:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by magenta321
Mr DeTalkville, why don't you suggest to her that she takes this week off. I know I for one, would not mind. I doubt anyone else would. That would mean we could keep the same schedule and everything, and that once you get Julia home, she's not worrying about this game.
A most excellent suggestion. Thank-you.

GM ANNOUNCEMENT


After an extended stay in the sun the GM has returned! The Indian Summer has caused an expected delay in the arrival of the 1905 Fall season. My apologies to all concerned. I trust you used the time wisely to forge new alliances and performed many backstabs while I was away.

Fall 1905 moves are due Tuesday March 26th.

You may keep the moves you have already submitted or you may submit new moves until the new deadline.

Thanks everyone for the well wishes!

Julia is doing well as is the rest of the Julia Tribe.

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Old 03-26-2002, 11:48 PM
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1905 Fall orders

The following are the orders received by your OyI-GM Katrinka.

All orders were successful unless otherwise indicated.



Austria-Hungary
Army Budapest moves to Rumania
Army Burgundy supports French Army Gascony move to Paris
Army Moscow supports German Army Livonia move to St Petersburg
Army Serbia supports Fleet Bulgaria (South Coast) hold
Army Sevastapol supports Army Budapest move to Rumania
Army Ukraine supports Army Budapest move to Rumania
Fleet Albania moves to Ionian Sea
Fleet Bulgaria South Coast holds
Fleet Ionian Sea moves to Agean Sea

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England
Her Majesty's Army in Picardy marches west to Brest, in order to maintain England's hold on that territory.

- Failed -
Her Majesty's Army in Paris supports the above-referenced army's move from Picardy to Brest.
- The French Army from Gascony with the support of the Austrian Army in Burgandy has successfully invaded Paris, which prevents the Parisian Army from offering support. -

- Failed -
Her Majesty's Army in St. Petersburg, having being tasked with the establishment of Russian-language academies in the Scandinavian countries, marches into Norway.
- The English Army from St. Petersburg bounces with the German Army from Sweden as both try unsuccessfully to move to Norway. -

Her Majesty's Fleet in Edinburgh, the commander of which is undergoing court-martial on charges of gross negligence and general incompetence, holds.

Her Majesty's Fleet in the English Channel sails into London so that it may replenish its supply of tea leaves and scones.

Her Majesty's Fleet in Portugal, which has been ordered to look into the possibility of investment in Portuguese wines, holds.



France
French Army in Gascony MOves into Paris



Germany
The Brawny Army in Belgium moves to Picardy

The Horned Army in Holland moves to Belgium

The Lewd Army in Livonia moves to St Petersburg

- Failed -
The Swank Army in Sweden moves to Norway
- The English Army from St. Petersburg bounces with the German Army from Sweden as both try unsuccessfully to move to Norway. -

The Dashing Fleet in Denmark moves to North Sea

The Neurotic Fleet in the North Sea moves to English Channel

The Scantily-Clad Fleet Skagerrak supports Fleet Denmark move to North Sea



Italy
MNM, Diva of all the Italies, announces the following military operations:

The Italian fleet in the Western Mediterranean heads to the MidAtlantic.

The Italian fleet in Tunis heads to the Western Mediterranean.

The Italian fleet on the south coast of Spain holds position.

The Italian army in Marseilles heads to Gascony.

The Italian army in the Piedmont heads to Marseilles.

The Italian army in Venice heads to the Piedmont.


Turkey
- Civil Disorder -
- no orders were received for the following units: -
Army Rumania
Fleet Black Sea
Fleet Constantinople
Fleet Eastern Mediterranean


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Old 03-27-2002, 12:08 AM
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1905 Fall Adjustments required

Austria-Hungary
No Adjustments required



England
The English Army in Paris has been dislodged by an attack from the French Army moving from Gascony to Paris.
The GM notes that she does not see a province where the English army may legally retreat, therefore it must be disbanded.

The English Army in St. Petersburg has been dislodged by an attack from the German Army moving from Livonia to St. Petersburg.
Please submit a retreat or disband order for the Army.



France
No Adjustments required



Germany
No Adjustments required



Italy
No Adjustments required



Turkey
The Turkish Army in Rumania has been dislodged by an attack from the Austrian Army moving from Budapest to Rumania.
The GM notes that she does not see a province where the Turkish army may legally retreat, therefore it must be disbanded.





Retreats and Disbands
Please review the 4. Retreat and Disbanding section on page 17 of the on-line rules.


Adjustments are due Wednesday March 27th by 9 PM EST.

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Old 03-27-2002, 12:53 AM
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Leadership of Austria-Hungary apologizes profusely about issuing orders with such lack of luster. I have to admit that the cause of this is most disturbing: it seems like we start to run out of chairs!

The crisis is being dealt with as we speak...

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Old 03-27-2002, 10:05 PM
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1905 Fall adjustment orders

Austria-Hungary
No Adjustments required



England

Her Majesty's Army in Paris, having fought valiantly to the last man, reluctantly disbands.

Her Majesty's Army in St. Petersburg retreats to the more welcoming territory of Finland.




France
No Adjustments required



Germany
No Adjustments required



Italy
No Adjustments required



Turkey
Army in Rumania - disbanded by the GM



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Old 03-27-2002, 10:06 PM
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1905 Fall Positions after the moves/adjusts; prior to the players' builds/disbands

Austria-Hungary
Army Burgandy
Army Moscow
Army Rumania
Army Serbia
Army Sevastapol
Army Ukraine
Fleet Agean Sea
Fleet Bulgaria South Coast
Fleet Ionian Sea



England
Army Brest
Army Finland
Fleet Edinburgh
Fleet London
Fleet Portugal



France
Army Paris



Germany
Army Belgium
Army Picardy
Army St. Petersburg
Army Sweden
Fleet English Channel
Fleet North Sea
Fleet Skagerrak



Italy
Army Gascony
Army Marseilles
Army Piedmont
Fleet Mid-Atlantic
Fleet Spain South Coast
Fleet Western Mediterranean



Turkey
Fleet Black Sea
Fleet Constantinople
Fleet Eastern Mediterranean


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Old 03-27-2002, 10:07 PM
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1905 Supply Center totals

Austria-Hungary
Budapest
Bulgaria
Greece
Moscow
Munich
Rumania
Serbia
Sevastopol
Trieste
Vienna
Warsaw

You currently have nine units on the board, but you are entitled to eleven.
Please submit your builds for two new units



England
Brest
Edinburgh
Liverpool
London
Portugal

You currently have five units on the board, and you are entitled to five.
You are not permitted any builds.



France
Paris

You currently have one unit on the board, and you are entitled to one.
You are not permitted any builds.



Germany
Belgium
Berlin
Denmark
Holland
Kiel
Norway
St. Petersburg
Sweden

You currently have seven units on the board, but you are entitled to eight.
Please submit your build for one new unit.



Italy
Marseilles
Naples
Rome
Spain
Tunis
Venice

You currently have six units on the board, and you are entitled to six.
You are not permitted any builds.



Turkey
Ankara
Constantinople
Smyrna

You currently have three units on the board, and you are entitled to three.
You are not permitted any builds.



Build and Disband Information
Your builds and/or disbands must be submitted by 9 PM EST on Thursday, March 28th.

You may only build a unit on one of your home provinces, and it must be one of the provinces with a supply center.

Here is an example of a valid build order:
-Great Power Name- would like to build a -unit type (fleet or army)- in -province name-.

Here is an example of a valid disband order:
-Great Power Name- would like to disband the -unit type (fleet or army)- in -province name-.

Note: If you are building a fleet on a province that has two coasts, eg. St. Petersburg, you would have to specify which coast (North or South).


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Old 03-28-2002, 10:43 PM
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1905 Builds/Disbands

Austria-Hungary
Entitled to two builds.
Submitted the following:

Quote:
Austria build orders: Fall of 1905

The latest fad sweeps across the nation:
Rocking chairs are hip for the new Army in Vienna.
Capitan chairs are hastily mounted on floats to make a new yuppie Fleet in Trieste.

The chairs are more popular than ever!
Ulrich der Geigenspieler:violin:


England
Not entitled to a build.



France
Not entitled to a build.



Germany
Entitled to one build.
No build orders were received.



Italy
Not entitled to a build.



Turkey
Not entitled to a build.






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