I'm growing tired. I'll edit this to make it more slick at another point
Skirts Bad Gathered Waist 
Straight-cut skirt 
Good Sarong 
Ruched front 
Why:
Gathered waist draws bunches up right where you don't want it to.
A straight skirt will hug your curves a little too much, and, is not fitted to come in in the right spots.
A sarong is good because it ties right in the problem area, and covers it up.
The ruched front skirt will make it hard to tell which wave is you and what is the skirt. Fools the eye!
Pants Bad: Too tight/ Jean cut 
Hip-Huggers 
Good: Flat front with side zip 
Low-waisted jeans sized one sized too big
Why:
Too tight and jean cut pants tend to cut one off at the belly. There's a pizza dough flap that can form over top of these types of pants.
The hipsters let this flap free too. Not good.
The flat front side zip pants keep everything where it belongs and doesn't put anything "extra" where there is already enough going on.
The hipsters one size too big have a chance of staying on the belly. That's why they can be ok.
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