Long John Silvers to give away free giant shrimp - IF -

[emeleel]

... the Mars rover finds conclusive evidence of an ocean on Mars!



I'm totally serious! Not sure how much they'll give away, but here's the press release:

http://www.ljsilvers.com/press/nasa.htm

"We have closely followed NASA's recent exploration of Mars and all of us are rooting you on to find ocean water on the Red Planet," Davis wrote. "The 'Free Giant Shrimp' offer is our way of saying NASA's exploration of Mars and the discovery of ocean water would be 'one small step for man, one giant leap for seafood.'"