A purple author in a red and blue world! Quote:
Sample question from the red quiz: "A Supreme Court judge should: A) Allow prayer in school B) Find Michael Moore guilty of treason C) Shut his piehole! D) Wear something a little more flattering E) Try smashing a beer can on his head ... it's fun."
Sample question from the blue quiz: "Describe your current religious affiliation: A) Catholic guilt B) Protestant or lapsed Catholic C) Atheist/agnostic D) Whatever Madonna's doing."
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I especially like this one:
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There are also chapters titled "The History of State Hating" and "Blue/Red Stater's Ten Commandments," which includes this vow: "Thou shalt not worry about breaking the Sabbath because thou art godless and thou doth whatever thou damn well please."
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Sounds like a couple of good books for the "library".
