two guys smoking:

"dude, this is some good sh!t!"
"totally, dude!"

http://www.mugshotmuseum.com/shockingly_stupid.html

Quote:Police say he broke into several cars, including an unmarked Ocoee Police Department car, from which he allegedly stole a number of items, including a magazine for a police pistol, handcuffs, a Taser, and other items. When Williams-Allen grabbed the Taser, police say, he accidentally discharged it, shocking himself.

Unfortunately, that was only the beginning of his problems.... Keep reading.

http://blogs.tampabay.com/bizarre/2010/0...n-leg.html

Note to criminals: always be sure to carry your cell phone in your pocket so you can butt-dial 911 and get caught, please!

http://blog.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog/201...y-911.html

See if you can find all the things that are just WRONG in this story.
Accident in Florida caused by...

:jawdrop:

Man snoozing in recliner pinned by stuffed water buffalo head.

In Florida, naturally.