and his bagels?

Quote:"Joel is a very unusual person," he said.

You think?

"Alleged Burglar Gets Stuck in Oven Vent"

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060203/D8FHB9AO0.html

I understand the whole "alleged" thing that journalists have to put down on paper until someone is convicted. But, come on! Yes Occifer. I was walking down da street when suddenly, BAM!, I finds myself in da oven! I gots no idea how I gots dere!

Women carrying human head arrested in Florida:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...946S66.DTL

Failing to declare??? FAILING TO DECLARE??????????????????

does anyone else think it's hysterically funny that her name is Severe?

Apparently, the doctors are more liberal in FL:

http://www.fundumper.com/weird/brass-knu...plants.htm

f-ing idiots.

that just CANNOT be true. :shake:

WHY would you do that???

My husband was telling me about this, but he'd heard it was a guy!

That kinda makes me sick.

blech.

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This just in: Voters in Palm Beach County still don't know how to vote.

Quote:She may be smart enough to earn millions from her acidic political barbs, but when it comes to something as simple as voting in her tiny hometown, hard-core conservative pundit Ann Coulter is a tad confused.

Palm Beach County Supervisor of Elections records show Coulter voted last week in Palm Beach's council election. Problem is: She cast her ballot in a precinct 4 miles north of the precinct where she owns a home — and that could be a big no-no.

Coulter, who owns a $1.8 million crib on Seabreeze Avenue, should have voted in Precinct 1198. It covers most homes on her street. Instead, records show, she voted in Precinct 1196, at the northern tip of the island.

A fave on the college speaking circuit and the occasional target of cream-pies-to-the-face, Coulter registered as a Republican (no kidding!) with the supervisor's office June 24. That's three months after she bought the home and moved to Palm Beach from Manhattan.

Here's the sticky part for The Right's Lady Macbeth: She wrote down an Indian Road address instead of Seabreeze on her voter's registration application. And she signed to certify the information as true.

"She never lived here," said Suzanne Frisbie, owner of the Indian Road home. "I'm Ann's Realtor, and she used this address to forward mail when she moved from New York."

Snerk.

Can you fix the linkie doo? I need to send it to G, who hates her almost as much as I do.

maybe this one will work

Thankee.

In addition to being one of those "morons" from Palm Beach who do not know how to vote, Ann seems to be picking up the other problem common to Palm Beach: Dementia. She apparently can not remember where she lives.

Quote:Ann Coulter spoke on my campus tonight, and I asked her "I was just wondering if you would like to respond to allegations that you knowingly voted in the wrong precinct in Palm Beach."

She responded that "No, I don't live in Palm Beach. Maybe you shouldn't read retarded news!"

Fortunately, there are people willing to help her find her way home.

Quote:Coulter was asked politely about voting in the wrong precinct, and that her response was a less-than-polite denial that she lives in Palm Beach. But Palm Beach Post columnist Jose Lambiet, who started this ball rolling, emails me:

There is no doubt whatshowever that Ann Coulter lives in Palm Beach. The deed is in her name. Her neighbor is Bill Brooks, a town councilman in Palm Beach who knows her well and sees her across the fence sometimes daily. Her publicist last year confirmed that she was moving because of stalkers and, finally, her lawyer called me last year when I wrote the story about her moving to Palm Beach because she was unhappy we reported the name of the street she lives on. Never mind that it's two miles long and has at least 100 homes on it. And finally, a woman who looks just like Ann Coulter, whose name is Ann Coulter and who acted like Ann Coulter voted in Palm Beach last week.

:happy0065

Murder over toilet paper. If it's stupid, it must be Florida.

Quote:Crow told investigators that the men were fighting about the toilet paper over the weekend when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer, according to an affidavit.

Hhm. Always keep the good TP in stock. :shake:

Quote:Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said.

Idiots should not use Onstar.

Fla. Man Showing Off OnStar Arrested

Quote:When police located Gomez' car, they determined there was no problem. But Clements said cocaine was clearly visible on the car's center console.

Marron.

Marron?

Well, up until two minutes ago I thought that was a foreign language (Italian?) variant of "moron." Of course, NOW I know it's a Spanish chestnut.

mj
who will thoroughly chastise Hubby for leading her astray linguistically

Maybe you're looking for "maroon", as in "What a maroon!" a la Bugs Bunny?

Did this bit make anyone else go ?

Quote:...possession of an illegal narcotic within 1,000 feet of a church...

So, possession of coke near a church is worse than just possessing it anywhere because...why?

maybe there is a school in the church.

emeleel Wrote:Maybe you're looking for "maroon", as in "What a maroon!" a la Bugs Bunny?

Nope, marron, pronounced "ma-RRRRON," with a rolled "r" if you're able.

marrrrron - it's a curse word.

It actually sounds almost like Mahdohn if you roll it right. See also, stugots.

It means "the Madonna" and is basically cursing on Mary similar to declaring "Jesus Christ!"

I don't think it's somethign that you call someone. Unless you're calling them "Madonna."

That's the way I understand it.

(I think the common spelling is "marone" but I may be wrong.)

-JP

We generally use it as an "Oy, what a frickin eejit!" And it actually is Madonna...contrary to Giada DeLaurentis, Italians, especially Sicilians, generally drop the ending vowel.

Like Florida doesn't have more important things to worry about!

He doesn't just farm nuts - he is one.

Well, this incident happened in Ohio, but it's BECAUSE of a band from Pensacola:

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060303/D8G49HVO0.html

Manalapan, FL - Yanni, yes THAT Yanni - arrested for domestic violence:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/03...index.html

emeleel Wrote:Manalapan, FL - Yanni, yes THAT Yanni - arrested for domestic violence:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/03...index.html

The radio station was goofing on Yanni this morning - they fooled me - it was SOOOO funny!

Man Arrested After Asking Officers to Test Crack Pipe

Quote:TAMPA, FL (AP) -- Phillip Williams doubted whether he was being sold actual crack cocaine, police say. So he approached two uniformed Tampa officers and allegedly asked them to test his crack pipe so he could be sure.

I told y'all about my ex-neighbor who went to the police when she was ripped off in a coke deal, right? Not from Florida, either. :shake: