You know the drill. PM me your captions. Multiple submissions gladly accepted.

Janice

Here, for your voting pleasure, are the submissions:

1) "Mary began to suspect that taking her pet salmon along on dates was not going to get her a husband"

2) "Charlie's last thoughts were centered on the irony that he would be bronzed and transformed into a quasi-cannibalistic tuna can opener."

3) "I'm NOT ticklish!"

4) "I'm an endangered species I tell ya, put me back!"

5) "Thursday afternoon's performance of Madama Butterfly took much longer than expected due to Signora Pesci's frequent need for air which was satisfied by leaping into a nearby pond."

6) "Chef Suzuki Yamamoto opens the world's first do-it-yourself sushi bar."

7) "Rolly-Polly fish heads, eat them up, yum."

8) "...and that's why I carry the Halibut Express Card. Don't leave shore without it."

9) "Salmon enchanted evening...You may be the main course...You may be the main course...Across my dinner plate"

10) "Got fish?"

11) "Do you ever feel like the world is one gigantic fish hook and you are the bait?"


Let us know which one is your favorite.

Janice

5

Yikes, this is getting hard! I'm torn between 4 different captions! I'll be back later to narrow it down!

9!!!!!

8.

Sara

Ok, I'm back - It's number 9, but there are three very close seconds!

#5

MNM !queen

Quote:Originally posted by quasar

Let us know which one is your favorite.

These are getting better and better :clap:

Hmmm ... I'll go with the smart talking fish.

Quote:4) "I'm an endangered species I tell ya, put me back!"
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#8 :laugh:

4

#5

Feel free to start guessing who wrote the captions.

Janice

Eight -- no, six --

no, eight.

No way I can guess the writers....

#9!


Cindy

I think that #9 is MNM.

Am I right?


Cindy

#9 is not MNM

Then, is it JP?

Cindy

Nope, #9 is not JP

Ok, I give up. Will you please post the list of who wrote what?

Cindy, who is not theeye

I'll give it a little longer in case Eye should stumble in. I'm going to post the answers to #8 now.

I will put you out of your misery and tell you that I wrote #9 (and I'll not even give you any sort of guilt trip for not thinking of me )

Janice

Sorry, didn't mean to keep you waiting.

Fresh from my previous complete failure, I offer the following guesses:

Quote:Originally posted by quasar

1) "Mary began to suspect that taking her pet salmon along on dates was not going to get her a husband"

taurusmoon

Quote:2) "Charlie's last thoughts were centered on the irony that he would be bronzed and transformed into a quasi-cannibalistic tuna can opener."

JP

Quote:3) "I'm NOT ticklish!"

kurt_messick

Quote:4) "I'm an endangered species I tell ya, put me back!"

MJ

Quote:5) "Thursday afternoon's performance of Madama Butterfly took much longer than expected due to Signora Pesci's frequent need for air which was satisfied by leaping into a nearby pond."

MNM

Quote:6) "Chef Suzuki Yamamoto opens the world's first do-it-yourself sushi bar."

JP

Quote:7) "Rolly-Polly fish heads, eat them up, yum."

theworm

Quote:8) "...and that's why I carry the Halibut Express Card. Don't leave shore without it."

mrisch

Quote:9) "Salmon enchanted evening...You may be the main course...You may be the main course...Across my dinner plate"

quasar -- yes, that makes sense

Quote:10) "Got fish?"

hadassahchana

Quote:11) "Do you ever feel like the world is one gigantic fish hook and you are the bait?"

AuntieEmma

correct on #7

#7 - theworm
#9 - quasar

The rest are incorrect. I would remind you that there can be multiple submissions. In this case, there were.

Janice

I think I'm going to retire from the psychic business.

Okay, then here are the correct answers:

1) hadassahchana
2) mrisch
3) quasar
4) bluehawq
5) hadassahchana
6) taurusmoon
7) theworm
8) drmomentum
9) quasar
10) taurusmoon
11) magenta321

Eye, I don't know if you've noticed this, but you have a tendency to switch JP and mrisch with each other and to a lesser extent hadassahchana and taurusmoon. Just in case you want to unretire in later threads.