A joke about a liberal and a genie

[eplovejoy]

Pambo sent this. I'm merely forwarding it because it made me laugh.

A liberal came upon a genie and asked, "Can you grant me three wishes?"

The genie replied, "Yes, but only if you're generous enough to share your good fortune."

The liberal said, "I'm a liberal. I'm always happy to share."

The genie said, "O.K., then, whatever you wish for, I'll give every conservative in the country two of it. What's your first wish?"

"I would like a new sports car."

"O.K., you've got it, and every conservative in the country gets two sports cars. What's your second wish?"

"I'd like a million dollars."

"O.K., you get a million dollars and every conservative gets two million dollars. What's your third and final wish?"

"I'd like to donate a kidney."

[poseidon]

I've heard that slightly different -- where the wisher was a guy and that the MIL would get two of everything, the punchline being, "I want to be beaten half to death."

[CurtisEdmonds]

OK, I'll play along.

A genie comes to Bill Clinton and grants him three wishes.

"Well, as you know, I love my wife Hillary dearly, and would do anything to make her happy. So, first, I'd like my wife to be Senator from New York."

"Done. Next wish?"

"Second, I'd like her book to be a New York Times best-seller."

"Done. Next wish?"

"Well, I'd like to see a large bridge built, from New York to London, in honor of the friendship between our nations."

The genie says, "Oh, no. Can't do that. It would cost far too much money and effort. Can you ask for something else?"

Clinton says, "Well, you could arrange for Hillary to be elected President."

"You want that bridge to be two lanes or four lanes?" the genie asks.

[poseidon]

LMAO Curtis... LMAO

[eplovejoy]

Yep, the Hillary one is good. Thanks for sharing it.

[Prepoia[$]]

They are all funny. Thanks, i needed that lol