Watch Out For....

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Okay...I'm putting this here (and not technology)because even computer illiterates will understand these and we don't always check out that forum.



Subject: WARNING MAJOR VIRUSES HAVE BEEN
IDENTIFIED


>
> Watch out for these new viruses
>
WARNING . . . Watch out for these new viruses -
> Neither Symantec or McAfee have any solutions for
these yet!!!
>
> The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just
> keep counting and re-counting.
>
> The Clinton Virus - Gives you a 7-inch Hard
> Drive with NO memory.
>
> The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new
> hard drive out of an old floppy.
>
> The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of
> your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it
> did.
>
> The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but
> forgets where it is stored.
>
> The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
>
> The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 300 Mb hard drive
> shrinks to 100 Mb, then slowly expands to
> re-stabilize around 200 Mb.
>
> The Jack Kevorkian Virus - Deletes all old
> files.
>
> The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer
> be inserted.
>
> The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM,
> but your processor doesn't care.
>
> The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor
> files.
>
> The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates
> some files, leaves, but will be back.AND THE
> FAVORITE;
>
>
> The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive
> into a 3.5 inch floppy . . then discards it through
> Windows!

[jenninca]