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04-29-2004, 12:16 PM
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So.
If I type a "  " in response to something here, I'm generally smiling.
If I type a "  ", I'm usually really smiling!
If I type "LOL" chances are that I did laugh out loud, or at least chuckle.
But!!!! How many of you type "ROFL" when you really aren't????? |
04-29-2004, 12:22 PM
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I have been known to roll on the floor laughing, but, alas, never lost my all too ample ass in the process.
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04-29-2004, 06:21 PM
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I usually am laughing when I type that smilie. I generally prefer emoticons over acronyms. I get enough acronyms at work, I suppose I'd rather stay away from them at play.  (and I really did wink)
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04-29-2004, 06:48 PM
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You're right, Naomi. The emoticons ARE more "honest" than the acronyms. |
04-29-2004, 06:51 PM
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Am I really bent over my keyboard with my pants down?
Maybe.
Maybe not. 
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04-29-2004, 06:54 PM
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Just say "no" to crack! |
04-29-2004, 06:56 PM
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No ifs, ands or butts.
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04-29-2004, 07:01 PM
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I don't have a butt - I have an ass - Cindy posted a cute photo of it somewhere. |
04-29-2004, 07:03 PM
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I thought you rolled on the floor and laughed your ass off? 
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04-29-2004, 07:04 PM
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I did, but I kept it cause it's so cute! |
04-29-2004, 07:07 PM
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How long does ass keep? Do you have to refrigerate it? Or do you freeze your ass?
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04-29-2004, 07:12 PM
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Ass can last a suprisingly long time. It tends to wrinkle as it ages though. Ass is not like fine cheese - it does not get better with age. Refrigeration is not necessary. |
04-29-2004, 07:14 PM
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So you don't refrigerate ass. Okay. Then you like your asses hot? Do you light a fire under your ass?
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04-29-2004, 07:16 PM
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Asses are quite sensitive to changes in temperature.
It is best to keep your ass at room temperature and safe from extreme changes.
Extreme heat or cold can have very unattractive consequences to a cute ass. |
04-29-2004, 07:18 PM
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I imagine that extremes in temperature would be a huge pain in the ass.
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04-29-2004, 07:19 PM
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Yes, they are. I'm glad that we had this conversation - thanks for ass-king. |
04-29-2004, 07:21 PM
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Leave it to Wormie to bring a conversation to an abrupt end.
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04-29-2004, 07:45 PM
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I used to freeze my ass off when I was in Buffalo. Luckily, those Jordache jeans were tight so I didn't lose my ass when it froze off. I knew others who lost their asses when the Bills played in the Superbowl, though. At least they told me they'd lost their asses.
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04-29-2004, 09:03 PM
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Ooooh. Football.
Gotta love those tight ends.
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