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11-29-2005, 04:56 AM
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| | OK, this is simple. Find a line anywhere within the board that when quoted completely out of context sounds dirty, funny, or even just strange.
First up: Quote: | mjfrombuffalo said
How do you get the candy pieces to rotate? |
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11-29-2005, 06:07 AM
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| | Quote: | eris esoteric said
But there is just NO way I'm going to be able to use this as an excuse to convince the boyfriend that we should have it more | 
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11-29-2005, 06:37 AM
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| | See, now, I typed out that sentence, looked at it, decided it wouldn't be fair for me to add it to this thread, and went ahead and hit submit. 
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11-29-2005, 06:40 AM
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| | Quote: | lynnzop said
Thanks Brian...think I can get Dan to wear that? | 
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11-29-2005, 06:42 AM
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| | Quote: | theworm said
I was doing it the short way. The long way seems like cheating. Does it look ok? | 
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11-29-2005, 06:44 AM
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| | Quote: | redlass said
I think it would have to be more than one |  | 
11-29-2005, 06:46 AM
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| | Quote: | theworm said
they can pay me for my creativity | '  | 
11-29-2005, 08:09 AM
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| | Quote: | pippadaisy said
There was some sobbing, some cheering, and me bopping in my seat mouthing everything, but other than that... no clue. | 
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11-29-2005, 08:28 AM
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11-29-2005, 08:52 AM
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11-29-2005, 08:55 AM
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It's hardwired in their genes and you just cant stop it!
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11-29-2005, 09:04 AM
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| | I think Lynn's sounds dirtier IN context than out! 
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11-29-2005, 09:05 AM
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| | Isn't that often the case with Lynn, though? 
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11-29-2005, 09:08 AM
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| | Quote: Taurus good translator.... sin that I cannot have you over the desktop | Sorry, Uno! I know that it was a translation issue but it was damned funny! | 
11-29-2005, 09:39 AM
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Pippadaisy said:
The dark might be a bit thicker than the light.
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11-29-2005, 09:40 AM
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... really gloppy? what was it like after it cooled?
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11-29-2005, 09:54 AM
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11-29-2005, 10:48 AM
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| | Quote: | theworm said
I think I did it once but I can't remember - it could be pushed in or out - remind me. | 
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11-29-2005, 10:56 AM
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| | ARGH!!  | 
11-29-2005, 10:56 AM
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| | I'm telling ya, this is a FUN game!
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11-29-2005, 11:07 AM
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| | This game needs to be sticky so I can find it when I locate the right quote
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11-29-2005, 07:15 PM
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| | Is anyone else trying diligently to NOT post something that can be added here, only to make it worse? | 
11-29-2005, 08:05 PM
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| | Quote: | jgibson2 said
This game needs to be sticky | 
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