More Proof That Men Will Do Anything

[amykhar]

I have two examples tonight of the bizarre behavior of the male gender. The first, comes from a blogger who is either really desperate for something to post or has gone round the bend.

http://www.notthesneeze.com/art/potted_meat/potted_spoon2.jpg

If it looks disgusting, smells bad, has nasty ingredients and turns your stomach, why on earth would you eat it? Men.

The next instance is even more bizarre. This guy allows people on the Internet decide what he should wear for the day. Every morning, he starts a new vote and people decide which of his clothes he should wear to the work, the gym or on a date. All I can say is any woman he marries is going to have problems.

[mtbat]

I love that sneeze site and the dress kevin is fun.

[pippadaisy[$]]

I just wasted WAY too much time on Steve. That was horrifying!!

[drmomentum[$]]

Steve is my hero. I have long admired the line "To put it simply, this is the devil's bacon."

I worry about Steve, though. You can get food poisoning from dog food. Dogs don't get sick from salmonella, and so dog food can contain salmonella. Which is why you ought to not put your hands in your mouth after giving a dog a dog treat.

-JP

[lynnzop[$]]

I'm with JP.

To put it simply, this is the devil's bacon. Even a healthy dose of bread, mayo, lettuce and tomato couldn't come close to masking the evil. The bitter nastiness literally got worse with every chew, and I was overcome by the urge to go in the backyard and eat grass until it was all out of me.

OMG, I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts and I haven't even made it to Kevin's site.

(BTW, I believe my mother had potted meat in her cupboards, and I BELIEVE she attempted to make us eat it. I think my reaction was about the same as Steve's.)

[eris esoteric]

drmomentum said

Steve is my hero. I have long admired the line "To put it simply, this is the devil's bacon."

I'm remembering the cinnamon experiment here, JP...

[lynnzop[$]]

He made chocolate breast milk and drank it.



I HAVE to stop laughing and get going.

[ms_n]

He ate Nato beans! That stuff is so gross! My sister loves them, and I love my sister but not nato! Poor guy. I'll have to keep reading just to be sure he's still alive...But, what's wrong with the way he dresses? shrug.

[lynnzop[$]]

Different guy, Sharon.

I thought the beans were about the nastiest thing I'd ever seen until he ate pupas. Guy is venturing into Fear Factor territory.

[Helen_B[$]]

Well, I hope other folks who pick out Kevin's clothes for him pay more attention to the temperature he posts--I think he's going to need a sweater with the T that I clicked on. I have to show this to my kids-I thought one of them had more Ts than anyone in the whole world. Guess I was wrong. I wonder how he keeps track of what's clean and ready to wear...

[pippadaisy[$]]

OMG... after sending G that site, he informed me that he once lasted two days at a summer job in Georgia injecting that fungus into the corn to make that stuff.

[magenta321]

I'd like to dress kevin, but he's hijacking me to Amazon.com's men's department and not giving me any choices on what he should wear, just on what I should buy :/