This was cool!
I was out in the park over the weekend just taking a walk, and I looked over and I saw Celine Dion! Ok, so she's not my favorite singer (by a long shot) but still, I didn't expect to see her just in a park in S. Florida, so I had a moment of star-structdom. I crossed the park to see her - don't know what the heck I would have said to her, but.....I mean, why would a celebrity be here????
So when I got close I was kind of excited. But then I realized it wasn't her. It was just a cat impailed on a pitch fork.
Still - it looked and sounded just like her!
The story you have just read is not true. It's not even original. I heard it on XM comedy and almost crashed my car from laughing so hard!