I always knew British food was dangerous, harmful to your health and all that. And of all the abominations we ate when we were there last, mushy peas were the absolute worst. These are dried peas cooked until they are....well, mushy, and dyed a brilliant green not found in nature. Bleah.
Pensioners attack thief with peas
I am glad there is a less harmful use for these things besides actually eating them!
