My favourite Canadian criminal story involved the guy who robbed a bank (I think it was in Winnipeg) and then when he couldn't find his getaway driver, hopped in a nearby cab, explained to the driver that he'd just robbed the bank, and told the driver to floor it. When the on-duty, uniformed police officer drove up to the station in his *marked* car containing the world's stupidest man, it was apparently not difficult to make the arrest.
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