"Tired of Fried Turkey Yet?"

[MiracleMax]

That's the opening line from one of the classified ads at work today, this is the rest:

I need a propane burner assembly from a turkey frier - burner, bracket, valve, regulator and hose - to mount under a huge iron pot I already have. Don't concern yourself with getting it to fit, I'll worry about that. You just need to give me free stuff and stop contributing to global warming. We'll both feel better.

Whenever this guy lists stuff, it's always pretty funny. Too bad he never really has anything good to sell.

[hadassahchana[$]]

[MiracleMax]

Another ad from the same guy:

Bicycle Wheel Wanted

I need the front wheel/ rim/ bearing/ axel assembly from a bicycle for a scientific experiment, preferably the large 27-inch size. I don't need the tire or tube, and I don't want to spend much, so please remember that this is for the creation and dissemination of knowledge through applied research and not just a cheap guy begging for free stuff like I usually do.

[lynnzop[$]]

Is he in the marketing division?

[MiracleMax]

Nope, he actually isn't. He's just a really odd guy, nice, but very odd.